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Old 11-26-2012, 04:49 AM   #1
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replacing sex with

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words cannot desribe how ****ing delicious these are. i have been in an orgasmic state since the first bite. nuts mixed into the sweet vanilla coating omg this is so ****ing good. the creamy ice cream centre isnt your average ice cream, it is THE ****ing ice cream. i swear i can taste the strawberrys that god himself perfectly placed in there. tomorrow i will eat one of these and fap, i am not joking.



what's your favourite ice cream?
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Old 11-26-2012, 04:51 AM   #2
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Those look really damn good, but I wish the name and packaging didn't make it look like a sex toy.
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Old 11-26-2012, 04:52 AM   #3
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Old 11-26-2012, 04:53 AM   #4
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You Would Replace Sex With Icecream? The **** Bro?
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Old 11-26-2012, 04:56 AM   #5
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You Would Replace Sex With Icecream? The **** Bro?


At least with ice cream you generally know what you're getting. There's nothing worse than trying to hook up with a woman and then realizing she's a he (not that I complained)
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Old 11-26-2012, 04:56 AM   #6
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Those look really damn good, but I wish the name and packaging didn't make it look like a sex toy.


... what kind of sex toys are you buying?
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Old 11-26-2012, 04:57 AM   #7
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At least with ice cream you generally know what you're getting. There's nothing worse than trying to hook up with a woman and then realizing she's a he (not that I complained)



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Old 11-26-2012, 04:58 AM   #8
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At least with ice cream you generally know what you're getting. There's nothing worse than trying to hook up with a woman and then realizing she's a he (not that I complained)

It's been a very long time since i last ventured into the Pit. Because of this comment it will be a very long time again before i return.
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Old 11-26-2012, 04:59 AM   #9
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I hate strawberry ice cream!
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:00 AM   #10
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It's been a very long time since i last ventured into the Pit. Because of this comment it will be a very long time again before i return.




quit being pretentious and hang out for a while?
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:01 AM   #11
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TS if you want to **** ice cream, that's your business. I don't really want to hear about your food fetishes.
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:01 AM   #12
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It's been a very long time since i last ventured into the Pit. Because of this comment it will be a very long time again before i return.


Sorry mate!
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:01 AM   #13
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quit being pretentious and hang out for a while?

...ok then.

That Magnum does look truly delicious to be fair.
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:02 AM   #14
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Looking at those make me want to have sex. Or at least stick it up my vagina.
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:04 AM   #15
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Looking at those make me want to have sex. Or at least stick it up my vagina.


It'd be a tad chilly wouldn't it?
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:11 AM   #16
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Replace sex with FAP.
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:19 AM   #17
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I never knew it was possible for ice cream to look gay until now.
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:19 AM   #18
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God that looks horrible
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:40 AM   #19
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:51 AM   #20
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I would deffo stick my schlong in that
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