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Old 11-28-2012, 12:35 PM   #1
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mental superpowers

i was lying awake in bed trying to fall asleep and i was just thinking about stupid shit, like you do, and i was like "yeah 4-20, wassup with that, fukin stoners" and then a couple of minutes later, i turn around in bed and my phone is right there, and the light is on. im like wat, it didnt make a noise or anything indicating that i got a text or whatever, so i pick it up, and the clock is 4:20



so do you have any crazy superhuman mind powers like me
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:36 PM   #2
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:37 PM   #3
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:40 PM   #4
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:40 PM   #5
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:44 PM   #6
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i can do this weird noise with my mouth that

sounds like ufo

it scares some dogs

they call me

well actually

some callme

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Old 11-28-2012, 12:44 PM   #7
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:50 PM   #8
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I have a strange ability to make people look at me, if i stare at the back of a strangers head from across a crowded room for instance they'll usually turn around and make eye contact with me
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:51 PM   #9
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:53 PM   #10
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I have a strange ability to make people look at me, if i stare at the back of a strangers head from across a crowded room for instance they'll usually turn around and make eye contact with me

Me too, man. We should create a league of some sort.

I can also make people ask me if I'm high.
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:53 PM   #11
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Quite often I'll think of a certain scene or funny line from a TV show, and within a week that very episode will air.
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:57 PM   #12
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I have a strange ability to make people look at me, if i stare at the back of a strangers head from across a crowded room for instance they'll usually turn around and make eye contact with me

Yea dude, that happens to me everyday on the train.

Worst power ever.
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:59 PM   #13
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STORY OF MY LIFE.

We must make a crime fighting league.
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:00 PM   #14
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Quite often I'll think of a certain scene or funny line from a TV show, and within a week that very episode will air.


Has the same ever happened to you, except with music, Mr. Gale?

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Old 11-28-2012, 01:03 PM   #15
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Ever notice how a lot of movies set in the future suggest that we'll be developing psychic powers?
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:15 PM   #16
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Ever notice how a lot of movies set in the future suggest that we'll be developing psychic powers?


Really?

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Old 11-28-2012, 01:15 PM   #17
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:24 PM   #18
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