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Old 11-28-2012, 07:34 PM   #1
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Where Can I Get A4 Sandpaper?

My teacher said to do a rough draft.
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:36 PM   #2
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:37 PM   #3
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:37 PM   #4
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:38 PM   #5
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With the number of puns you can make about sandpaper, you're only scratching the surface.
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:39 PM   #6
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Ehh.. It came out a bit rough, I think you should smoothen out your delivery
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:40 PM   #7
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You get if from just about any hardware store.
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:42 PM   #8
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You get if from just about any hardware store.

Of coarse.
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:43 PM   #9
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:43 PM   #10
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You get if from just about any hardware store.

Damn, that's rough...

What if TS doesn't live near any hardware stores?
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:44 PM   #11
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That was actually very good.
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:45 PM   #12
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wat dos the ocean lik to read

the sandpaper ha ha ha
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:46 PM   #13
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That was actually very good.

It's rare that i get praise since my humor tends to be a bit wet and dry.
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:53 PM   #14
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wat dos the ocean lik to read

the sandpaper ha ha ha
omg ross lol hahahaha XDDDDD
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:57 PM   #15
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:11 PM   #17
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I'm going to force feed you laxatives and lock you in a bathroom with nothing but sandpaper to wipe with.
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:32 PM   #18
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:33 PM   #19
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