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Old 11-29-2012, 03:28 AM   #1
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If you're a religious widower...

And you get remarried, what do you believe will happen once you, your first wife, and your second wife are in heaven?

Will you go back to your first, stick with the second, or live in a sort of polygamous 3-way with both? What if they don't like each other?
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:29 AM   #2
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This is something I've always wondered.

Even as an atheist this thought disturbs me.
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:32 AM   #3
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You get to bang two chicks at the same time.

I mean, it's ****ing HEAVEN! Everybody is banging two chicks.
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:34 AM   #4
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The answer I received from a paster is that in heaven you don't have a wife. Your marriage ends at death.
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:35 AM   #5
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I'm pretty sure it's "Til death do us part", so at that point it all really depends on what you all want to do.
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:36 AM   #6
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You get to bang two chicks at the same time.

I mean, it's ****ing HEAVEN! Everybody is banging two chicks.


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Old 11-29-2012, 03:38 AM   #7
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When I was christian I just thought of heaven as being in a blissful state with god and nothing else.
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:39 AM   #8
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You get to bang two chicks at the same time.

I mean, it's ****ing HEAVEN! Everybody is banging two chicks.

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Old 11-29-2012, 03:41 AM   #9
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I watched that movie on Thanksgiving with my family and everybody laughed super hard at that part and then we were like "Wait...is it okay that we all laughed there?"
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:44 AM   #10
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:45 AM   #11
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I watched that movie on Thanksgiving with my family and everybody laughed super hard at that part and then we were like "Wait...is it okay that we all laughed there?"


hahaha

i always liked that part just because he knew exactly what he wanted out of life.
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:46 AM   #12
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Correct me if I'm wrong, as I am not religious nor do I know much about it, but I always thought when people die they all go to their personal heaven. I don't think it's one huge place where everyone goes. So that first wife (assuming she liked/loved you) would be with "you" for all eternity in her heaven, and if you truly loved them both equally, then they'd both be there willing to 3 way you every night in your heaven, and the second wife would have "you" as well in her heaven.
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:47 AM   #13
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hahaha

i always liked that part just because he knew exactly what he wanted out of life.
Yeah, the timing is perfect. It's not even something he has to think about. So quick with the answer.

Anyways, that's a great movie that I love, but I always forget to include it in my favorite comedies.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, as I am not religious nor do I know much about it, but I always thought when people die they all go to their personal heaven. I don't think it's one huge place where everyone goes. So that first wife (assuming she liked/loved you) would be with "you" for all eternity in her heaven, and if you truly loved them both equally, then they'd both be there willing to 3 way you every night in your heaven, and the second wife would have "you" as well in her heaven.

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Old 11-29-2012, 03:51 AM   #15
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Yeah, the timing is perfect. It's not even something he has to think about. So quick with the answer.

Anyways, that's a great movie that I love, but I always forget to include it in my favorite comedies.


Exactly.

Holy shit, I'm the same way. Every time I watch it it cements itself as a favorite, then just kinda fades back. Every performance is great for it, though.
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:53 AM   #16
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:55 AM   #17
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Correct me if I'm wrong, as I am not religious nor do I know much about it, but I always thought when people die they all go to their personal heaven. I don't think it's one huge place where everyone goes. So that first wife (assuming she liked/loved you) would be with "you" for all eternity in her heaven, and if you truly loved them both equally, then they'd both be there willing to 3 way you every night in your heaven, and the second wife would have "you" as well in her heaven.


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You either love it or hate it, but either way it will change your perspective on how the after life exists.

I suggest anyone to see it you're interested in seeing someone die, become a soul, relive the memories of their life prior and reincarnate.
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:58 AM   #19
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Anyway, yeah, I always wondered what the "accepted" view is. I was always taught that heaven is basically you being all doped up on god and not caring about anything but worshiping for eternity. I always thought that was lame, and there should be more super nintendo.
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Old 11-29-2012, 04:01 AM   #20
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Enter the Void

You either love it or hate it, but either way it will change your perspective on how the after life exists.

I suggest anyone to see it you're interested in seeing someone die, become a soul, relive the memories of their life prior and reincarnate.

I should try watching that again. I got to the part where his sister learns the news and couldn't watch it anymore. Something about it just made it.. I don't know, boring to watch.
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