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Old 02-16-2013, 11:11 PM   #26681
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Nick Offerman is like the only thing good about that show.

It's interesting how Amy Poehler just set her mind to being as unfunny as possible after SNL.

Aziz Ansari should stick to stand-up. He's too good at that for character acting.

That one chick is hot, but a bitch. Saw her on Conan and I was like, wow, she doesn't act sarcastic and sassy to be funny. She's just a stuffy bitch.

Rob Lowe is a decent side character.

And it seems like they did the same thing as the office where they randomly decided all the characters needed to hook up with each other which was not entertaining and generally a drag on plot.
Look out we got a big ol case of Down's right here.
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:14 PM   #26682
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A girl said that I was "A really great guy" and I did not provoke her to say such.

What does this mean?
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:15 PM   #26683
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:15 PM   #26684
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A girl said that I was "A really great guy" and I did not provoke her to say such.

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Old 02-16-2013, 11:15 PM   #26685
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A girl said that I was "A really great guy" and I did not provoke her to say such.

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She thinks of you as a brother.
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:16 PM   #26686
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A girl said that I was "A really great guy" and I did not provoke her to say such.

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Friendzoned so hard, muvvafukers wanna fine you.
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:16 PM   #26687
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A girl said that I was "A really great guy" and I did not provoke her to say such.

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You're like a father figure
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:20 PM   #26688
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She's highly attractive, but I can't say I like her, if that helps.

I just thought she wanted to put up the boundaries now or something... I've never approached her at all to talk to her.
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:20 PM   #26689
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I'm finally up to 160lbs which has been a target weight for like 4 years. Yay.

Now I just need to start lifting so it's muscle and not fat.
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:22 PM   #26690
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so you don't even lift? i need to start lifting/exercising/not sat here eating bourbons
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:32 PM   #26691
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:46 PM   #26692
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Hey guys this chick who has wanted to date me for the last year but who I find lame and who has a boyfriend as of last week just posted a picture on facebook of her hand with a ring on it and the caption/description says "A Promise to myself..." and then it she elaborated in the comments and said "Figured I should have something to signify my morals and standards."

WOOHOO ME FOR NOT DATING HER!
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:49 PM   #26693
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^ Get her to show you the ol' bacon sandwich. Apply mayonnaise. Who needs morals?
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:51 PM   #26694
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Aziz Ansari should stick to stand-up. He's too good at that for character acting.


In what bizarro world is Aziz Ansari ever funny?
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:54 PM   #26695
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In what bizarro world is Aziz Ansari ever funny?

Some people think he's funny and some people don't. It's similar to you (except in your situation the proportion is a lot more screwed towards the "don't" people)
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:55 PM   #26696
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I'm finally up to 160lbs which has been a target weight for like 4 years. Yay.

Now I just need to start lifting so it's muscle and not fat.

lol, should've started lifting earlier.


I've lost quite a bit of fat. Hopefully my weight's gone up but I doubt that since I don't gym.
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:57 PM   #26697
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If you don't like Parks and Recreation you're super gay.
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Old 02-17-2013, 12:00 AM   #26698
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If you don't like Parks and Recreation you're super gay.

I typed in "gay gif" to Google respond to this in a humorous manner. That was a mistake. Not funny at all.
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Old 02-17-2013, 12:02 AM   #26699
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I typed in "gay gif" to Google respond to this in a humorous manner. That was a mistake. Not funny at all.



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Old 02-17-2013, 12:03 AM   #26700
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Well aren't I glad I opened this thread.
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