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Old 02-17-2013, 05:28 AM   #26681
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I am this close to chopping off my dick



why?
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Old 02-17-2013, 05:32 AM   #26682
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I am this close to chopping off my dick


I don't regret doing it.
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
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Old 02-17-2013, 05:37 AM   #26683
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It's really TMI I dunno if I wanna talk about it
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Dylan, I believe at this point, you've listened to all the music. Congratulations, you win one Chuck E Cheese token and a balloon.

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Old 02-17-2013, 05:48 AM   #26684
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It's really TMI I dunno if I wanna talk about it


do you have to change your user title?
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
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Old 02-17-2013, 05:55 AM   #26685
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fortunately no


gross story
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Dylan, I believe at this point, you've listened to all the music. Congratulations, you win one Chuck E Cheese token and a balloon.

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Old 02-17-2013, 05:57 AM   #26686
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Old 02-17-2013, 06:01 AM   #26687
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no such thing as TMI
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Old 02-17-2013, 06:07 AM   #26688
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fortunately no


gross story


stage fright

happens to people
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
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Old 02-17-2013, 06:13 AM   #26689
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Pfft, when I had sex for the first time I couldn't cum. For 3 hours. I gave up in the end as I had work in the morning.
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Old 02-17-2013, 06:17 AM   #26690
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fortunately no


gross story

Brutal, I've had handjobs where I couldn't blast but never a blowjob.

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no such thing as TMI

Didn't you not once explain what a half blowjob was?
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Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Old 02-17-2013, 06:21 AM   #26691
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Rev, could be worse - Will had a bleeding dick after his encounter with Rape Girl (I capitalised the moniker, because she sounds like an infamous superhero now) the other day
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Old 02-17-2013, 08:04 AM   #26692
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fortunately no


gross story


never have either, it's whatever.


oh yeah, we made that drive our BITCH.
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Old 02-17-2013, 08:07 AM   #26693
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gross story

happens, just try not to put the person down who did it and give them helpful advice, been there before, actually the last attempted bj i had
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Old 02-17-2013, 08:15 AM   #26694
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fortunately no


gross story


that sucks

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That blows


HA
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:19 AM   #26695
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Just been for a meal with the family. Had buffalo chicken wings for the first time as my starter.
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:20 AM   #26696
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Buffalos don't have wings.
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Old 02-17-2013, 10:21 AM   #26697
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That would work if I said buffalo wings.
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Old 02-17-2013, 11:17 AM   #26698
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
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Old 02-17-2013, 11:20 AM   #26699
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no way man


i know bro

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Dude, you squeeze her butt?


no
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Old 02-17-2013, 11:36 AM   #26700
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fortunately no


gross story

Better than losing it 30 seconds in.
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