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Old 02-17-2013, 01:32 PM   #26701
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Didn't you not once explain what a half blowjob was?

what???????? (all those questions marks are necessary because )
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Old 02-17-2013, 01:35 PM   #26702
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i've been watching so much x-files i can't contain myself anymore.
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Old 02-17-2013, 01:42 PM   #26703
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what???????? (all those questions marks are necessary because )


After a bit of searching because I was curious, I think he's referring to this.

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How many penises have you blown? Do you swallow or spit?


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1.5 and I think it would depend on the person.


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How does one suck half a dick?


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I'm not sure if what I did counts and I heard a conflicting story about it so I put 0.5.
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Old 02-17-2013, 01:42 PM   #26704
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Old 02-17-2013, 01:43 PM   #26705
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Sherlock would have been more relevant.
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Old 02-17-2013, 01:44 PM   #26706
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actually, Special Agent Fox Mulder would have been better
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Old 02-17-2013, 01:47 PM   #26707
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well, it's a whole number now so I guess you will never know what half a bj is since i don't have to explain it anymore
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Old 02-17-2013, 01:48 PM   #26708
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So does that mean you did another half? Or two quarters?
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Old 02-17-2013, 01:58 PM   #26709
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Old 02-17-2013, 01:59 PM   #26710
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Definitely put it up her nostril.
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Old 02-17-2013, 02:00 PM   #26711
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Noseblowing suddenly has an exciting new meaning.
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Old 02-17-2013, 02:05 PM   #26712
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I find very few things disgusting, but ew
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Old 02-17-2013, 02:28 PM   #26713
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GUYS.

i've been watching so much x-files i can't contain myself anymore.
Been there.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

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Old 02-17-2013, 02:59 PM   #26714
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Old 02-17-2013, 03:23 PM   #26715
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Been there.


it makes me wish aliens were real SOOOOO bad.
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Old 02-17-2013, 03:25 PM   #26716
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Old 02-17-2013, 03:35 PM   #26717
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Old 02-17-2013, 03:39 PM   #26718
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wait, did guitarxo blow rev and not get him to spooge?

But then get him to finish thereby completing the blowjob?

I'm just asking questions and putting the pieces together.
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Old 02-17-2013, 03:41 PM   #26719
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wait, did guitarxo blow rev and not get him to spooge?

But then get him to finish thereby completing the blowjob?

I'm just asking questions and putting the pieces together.

guitarxo lives in singapore whereas the rev lives in merica so he must have a pretty long dick
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Old 02-17-2013, 03:41 PM   #26720
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guitarxo likes blowjobs and has discovered the half blowjob

rev got his first one half the world away, but couldn't throw his jacks
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