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Old 12-02-2012, 06:15 AM   #1
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How to not puke?

Serious question is serious. Under the influence of alcohol, at the point where you start feeling ill, I though drinking water would water your stomach down, making it less likely to puke. My friend, however, claimed the opposite. Drinking water would only make it worse.

Who's right, and any tips on not puking?
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:17 AM   #2
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Staple your mouth shut.

But srs, a good puke actually does wonders to sober you up.


It is your body saying "too much alcohol, it needs to go". Find a private spot and just let it happen.

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Old 12-02-2012, 06:19 AM   #3
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Why would u not just puke?
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:19 AM   #4
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Just puke. Works wonders.
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:19 AM   #5
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well i like to think the process starts before you even ingest alcohol. being hydrated and having a lot of carbs in your diet beforehand could affect the way alcohol effects your system. but thats just uninformed speculation...
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:20 AM   #6
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Just let your body puke.

Water helps and taking it slow with your intake helps.
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:22 AM   #7
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Just puke it up. Feels pretty good to know it's out of your system, and if you're lucky you'll still be a little drunk afterwards.
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:24 AM   #8
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Pluuuuuus puking when drunk is completely different to puking when sober. When sober, it is horrible. But when drunk, its just kinda trippy and weird.
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:27 AM   #9
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Pluuuuuus puking when drunk is completely different to puking when sober. When sober, it is horrible. But when drunk, its just kinda trippy and weird.


Boy, is it ever.
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:27 AM   #10
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:27 AM   #11
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Spending time on the verge of puking and desperately concentrating on not puking is so much worse than just puking and going on with your life.
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Boy, is it ever.



Its just kinda like "wooooaahhh, duuuude... im ****ing puking lol"
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Its just kinda like "wooooaahhh, duuuude... im ****ing puking lol"


The point before puking is often the drunkest you'll be all night. Or day, if you're like that.
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:31 AM   #14
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The point before puking is often the drunkest you'll be all night. Or day, if you're like that.



You know when you're drinking, but feel like shit and decide you want to be sober? Puke and then lots of water. Within an hour you're sweet.

Feels good, man.
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Pluuuuuus puking when drunk is completely different to puking when sober. When sober, it is horrible. But when drunk, its just kinda trippy and weird.

Tripping while puking is the weirdest ****ing shit evar
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Spending time on the verge of puking and desperately concentrating on not puking is so much worse than just puking and going on with your life.

When you're sick this is true.

When you're sick from drinking it's not. Not for me anyway. I'd prefer to just quit drinking and hold it in until it goes away. Before you get to the dry retching stage. Don't ignore the early warning signs.
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:47 AM   #17
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I've only ever puked once since I went way over the edge that time. Usually I know exactly when to stop drinking. I'll just take water after that and a bit of food if I don't think it'll make it worse. Honestly though, drunk puking doesn't even feel bad like it does when you're sick. When you puke from illness you just feel tired and weak, but puking from drinking usually makes you feel better.
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