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Old 12-02-2012, 07:16 AM   #21
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Old 12-02-2012, 07:28 AM   #22
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Old 12-02-2012, 07:37 AM   #23
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I haven't puked in nearly 12 years...

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Old 12-02-2012, 08:10 AM   #24
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TS is a pussy, just puke. A good tactical vomit works wonders.
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Old 12-02-2012, 08:34 AM   #25
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Puking definitely helps alot! But if your like me and hate puking then just hold it in. I'm pretty good at holding it in, I just let some air out (burp) often and every once in a while take a very deep breath in and out.

Water helps, but don't chug the thing. Take sips ;D
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Old 12-02-2012, 08:35 AM   #26
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Contrary to popular belief puking does not make you less drunk.
It removes alcohol from your stomach that hasn't yet been absorbed so you stop getting more drunk, but after you throw up you should be approximately as drunk as you were before.
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Old 12-02-2012, 08:38 AM   #27
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The only way to not puke is to go to bed and sleep. No one has time for that, just get it done!
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Old 12-02-2012, 08:41 AM   #28
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Old 12-02-2012, 08:41 AM   #29
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Either throw up or find something to focus on. Throwing up is the preferable option here, but if you're going to try not to then find something to focus on.

In the future you should make sure you drink a ton of water, eat, and don't drink like it's a race to see who can put down the most fastest. I would also recommend drinking some water before you sleep tonight. You're probably going to have quite the hangover if it's this bad, so drink a couple glasses of water before you sleep.
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Old 12-02-2012, 08:47 AM   #30
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I've done that a few times, I once threw up on my mate's pet tortoise, looked down and said "Woah... I definately don't remember eating that!"
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Contrary to popular belief puking does not make you less drunk.
It removes alcohol from your stomach that hasn't yet been absorbed so you stop getting more drunk, but after you throw up you should be approximately as drunk as you were before.

This is absolutely true, but what that removal of alcohol from the stomach does result in is an ability to sober up faster than you would have been able to do with the alcohol still in your stomach.
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Old 12-02-2012, 08:53 AM   #31
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I've done that a few times, I once threw up on my mate's pet tortoise, looked down and said "Woah... I definately don't remember eating that!


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Old 12-02-2012, 08:58 AM   #32
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Put your hand in front of your mouth, works every time.
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:15 AM   #33
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Puking is the natural reaction to you poisoning your body. If it's gonna come out, it's gonna come out. You can ease a certain amount of queasiness with water, but not to the point of not vomiting.
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:29 AM   #34
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Why would u not just puke?

Exactly, better out than in, eh?
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:31 AM   #35
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Just puke. Just make sure it's into a toilet or something.
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:34 AM   #36
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There's no shame in puking.


That being said, I don't puke, because I'm not a pussy.
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:34 AM   #37
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Even I, the great TreborIllusion, has puked.

But actually, not like a B*tch/P*ssy though, never like that.

I've puked out of a window on a flat roof before going to bed and actually, for the first time, waking up hours later still drunk. - Flaming Sambukas b/s that time.

This one time square dead on to this news paper I found on the bus before arriving at the squat type place/flat/apartment. That was actually pretty cool... I just folded it up, put it in the bin and... yeah, heard someone say 'wow' and shit, and passed out; most likely.

Just walking along the roads, SOME QUICK THING, that people you're walking with don't see you do, so on the the way back, they're like... 'ewww' and I'm like 'sorry' 'that was me' and they're like 'that was you!? when did you do that?' and I'm like 'coming, on the way, just now, before we went to...' I've never puked alone, and, those are pretty much the only times I can remember that wasn't my 18th birthday, puking because of alcohol.

I got so wasted on my 18th, a whole or, the better part of a huge tequila bottle between me and 2 others in 15 minutes.... I puked up the Chinese I had to line my stomach and everything so I didn't get so drunk - big mistake.
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:37 AM   #38
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:42 AM   #39
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Once drunk a bottle of JD, well 2/3s (finished it off whatever) and a couple Smirnoff blacks, then realised i felt bad. So I somehow got to the toilet (at full ass party) and put my head into the bowl.

Felt it coming, then realised I had shat myself just a little, then bam i jumped right up, ripped my jeans down and let it all go.

It wasn't even the drink that got to me. I had to throw my underpants away. Sweaty balls all night in jeans. F@ck new years eve 2007.
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:49 AM   #40
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Sitting completely still without moving. I've done that a few times. Just sat on the toilet for 30-40 mins not moving and just breathing deeply.

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