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Old 12-02-2012, 09:44 PM   #21
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guy goes to work. wasn't supposed to be there.

Clerks! And yeah it was Funny Games.

Chick sells newspapers. Boyfriend takes her on the run. She narcs.
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:45 PM   #22
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:46 PM   #23
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A hero comes from humble beginnings, but is called to adventure. He has apparently superhuman help along the way. He finds a mentor, who mentors him. Later, a horrible circumstance befalls the hero. He grows as a result, and eventually succeeds.

Lilo and Stitch
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:46 PM   #24
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snatch.



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Old 12-02-2012, 09:48 PM   #25
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:55 PM   #26
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*pew pew pew*
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"AUUUHHGGGHG"
*pew pew pew*
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
*saddening life stories*
*pew pew pew!!!*
*pussy*
*sad/inspiring ending*
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I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

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Old 12-02-2012, 09:56 PM   #27
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*pew pew pew*
*ratatatatata*
"AUUUHHGGGHG"
*pew pew pew*
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
*saddening life stories*
*pew pew pew!!!*
*pussy*
*sad/inspiring ending*


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Old 12-02-2012, 09:56 PM   #28
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:57 PM   #29
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*pew pew pew*
*ratatatatata*
"AUUUHHGGGHG"
*pew pew pew*
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
*some stories*
*pew pew pew!!!*
*tits*
*ending*


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Old 12-02-2012, 09:57 PM   #30
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the hurt locker

No, but good guess.
Hint: pussy =/= vagina.
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I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.


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Old 12-02-2012, 09:58 PM   #31
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Dude tries to steal another dude's wife, before all but the wife die anyway.

one and the same
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:59 PM   #32
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teeth


Damn.


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Old 12-02-2012, 10:00 PM   #33
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:01 PM   #34
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i lol'd purty good.
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:02 PM   #35
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Corny intro
Shit music
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
More sex
Sex
Edit: ^^did we just do the same thing, yoman?
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I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.


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Old 12-02-2012, 10:04 PM   #36
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Guy stumbles into crime-driven town
Befriends prostitue
Goes on massive killing spree
Kills main protagonist and gets killed himself
Prostitute joins The Plague
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How damaging is it for a trans person to be referred to the incorrect gender as a child?
I don't see how it would be damaging. I got called C-dog for a number of years despite not being a dog. I turned out alright.

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Old 12-02-2012, 10:09 PM   #37
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:26 PM   #38
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A couple of people kidnap a cop.

They try to make a movie of them murdering him.

One of the people goes insane, and kills them all.

only the cop lives.


Fargo?
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:26 PM   #39
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Guy stumbles into crime-driven town
Befriends prostitue
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Kills main protagonist and gets killed himself
Prostitute joins The Plague


Hobo with a shotgun?
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:27 PM   #40
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The stampede kills him.

Then fart jokes.
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