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Old 12-02-2012, 10:45 PM   #61
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lmao that movie's been out for months

also he doesn't

(Thats the joke, cmon man)
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:46 PM   #62
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(Thats the joke, cmon man)

(I thought the joke was that it's slightly ambiguous and we were going to continue our reposte with "yes he does " "no he doesnt" for about two hours, get on my level)
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:47 PM   #63
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lmao that movie's been out for months

also he doesn't

You're going to have to laugh your ass back on, because I know that. I was making a really obvious joke.
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(Thats the joke, cmon man)


See? See how obvious it was?

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Old 12-02-2012, 10:47 PM   #64
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(I thought the joke was that it's slightly ambiguous and we were going to continue our reposte with "yes he does " "no he doesnt" for about two hours, get on my level)

I wish he did die. So I am going to say he actually does. Alfred is just high as **** on ecstasy.
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:48 PM   #65
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I wish he did die. So I am going to say he actually does. Alfred is just high as **** on ecstasy.

Master Bruce... Master Bruce... I have to ask you... Have you felt these CHAIRS?! They're so SOFT, Master Bruce!
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:48 PM   #66
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:51 PM   #67
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Master Bruce... Master Bruce... I have to ask you... Have you felt these CHAIRS?! They're so SOFT, Master Bruce!

Why are you crying on me giant pineapple?
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:15 PM   #68
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:17 PM   #69
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:18 PM   #70
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:18 PM   #71
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Quack... Quack... Quack...
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:19 PM   #72
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Man works for a company that is in a dying business. Convinces boss to throw an event hosted by a man legendary in the field but is washed up. The former man has to serve as a lackey for the legendary man, who has all kinds of self control problems, and the man serving as the lackey gets into all kinds of trouble and embarrassment in the process.


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Old 12-02-2012, 11:20 PM   #73
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Quack... Quack... Quack...

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Old 12-02-2012, 11:21 PM   #74
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The quacking was for the Mighty Ducks. If it were Sex and the City, it would be NEIGH, NEIGH, and then some bucking.
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:22 PM   #75
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:23 PM   #76
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:26 PM   #77
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:29 PM   #78
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:30 PM   #79
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:30 PM   #80
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