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Old 12-03-2012, 04:26 PM   #21
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Everyone of your fuc***g posts names this song.

We get it! You are a bad ass because you listen to music that is so hardcore they write songs called I Cum Blood. It doesn't carry the same shock value or humor the millionth time we hear it that it did the first time. So do us all a favor and try to find another way to shock us. The shock value on this one ran out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time ago.

-----Two posts in the last few minutes and twice you name I Cum Blood in both of them.

YAWN

If you're too lame to get the "i cum blood" jokes, then stfu already...
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:29 PM   #22
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Everyone of your fuc***g posts names this song.

We get it! You are a bad ass because you listen to music that is so hardcore they write songs called I Cum Blood. It doesn't carry the same shock value or humor the millionth time we hear it that it did the first time. So do us all a favor and try to find another way to shock us. The shock value on this one ran out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time ago.

-----Two posts in the last few minutes and you name I Cum Blood in both of them.

YAWN

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Old 12-03-2012, 04:31 PM   #23
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But my girlfriend says I sound nice... I trust my girlfriend more than I trust all the evil, malvolent strangers!
How do I sing even better anyway?
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:32 PM   #24
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But my girlfriend says I sound nice... I trust my girlfriend more than I trust all the evil, malvolent strangers!
How do I sing even better anyway?


Your girlfriend has to be nice to you though
Practice makes perfect though. Or try playing a note on your guitar and trying to match it with your voice. Assuming you aren't tone deaf, of course.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:32 PM   #25
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You still haven't posted a sample for us.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:37 PM   #26
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But my girlfriend says I sound nice... I trust my girlfriend more than I trust all the evil, malvolent strangers!
How do I sing even better anyway?

Well, cool...your girlfriend likes your voice. That's great. But it means about as much as a pile of dung here.

You could get singing lessons.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:50 PM   #27
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Dude, you probably suck but enjoy playing and singing. I'm the same way. I can't sing but when we all are drinking and playing music, most of the time I sing and its all fun cause we don't care how good it is, its just fun to play.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:56 PM   #28
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Everyone of your fuc***g posts names this song.

We get it! You are a bad ass because you listen to music that is so hardcore they write songs called I Cum Blood. It doesn't carry the same shock value or humor the millionth time we hear it that it did the first time. So do us all a favor and try to find another way to shock us. The shock value on this one ran out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time ago.

-----Two posts in the last few minutes and you name I Cum Blood in both of them.

YAWN


I lol'd.

Then I lol'd even more after reading everyone's replies to you.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:56 PM   #29
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Did you actually just censor 'ass'?
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:56 PM   #30
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Maybe you do suck, but if you really want to get better or anything, you certainly can.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:56 PM   #31
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Did you actually just censor 'ass'?


Shut up man, what if my mum sees?
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:01 PM   #32
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Shut up man, what if my mum sees?

ASS! I hope she does see it, man!

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Old 12-03-2012, 05:02 PM   #33
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Yeah if multiple people tell you that you suck then you do. If your serious get singing lessons or pick up Singing Success. (theres also a Singing sub forum with some good info)
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:02 PM   #34
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Put a sample of your singing on your profile and let us judge. I'm pretty sure that you do suck since you get no recognition from anyone but yourself or girlfriend...
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:04 PM   #35
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I lol'd.

Then I lol'd even more after reading everyone's replies to you.


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Old 12-03-2012, 05:11 PM   #36
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Your girlfriend has to be nice to you though


Says who?

No one has to be nice to anyone, she could be just saying that to be nice, but we can't know that.

And practicing singing is awkward as fuck lol.....
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:12 PM   #37
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Everyone of your fuc***g posts names this song.

We get it! You are a bad ass because you listen to music that is so hardcore they write songs called I Cum Blood. It doesn't carry the same shock value or humor the millionth time we hear it that it did the first time. So do us all a favor and try to find another way to shock us. The shock value on this one ran out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNG time ago.

-----Two posts in the last few minutes and you name I Cum Blood in both of them.

YAWN

You really must be new here.
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:25 PM   #38
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ASS! I hope she does see it, man!

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Old 12-03-2012, 05:36 PM   #39
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