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Old 02-09-2013, 07:04 PM   #1
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Morons who won't control their dogs.

I have a neighbor whos maybe in his 50's or 60''s who refuses to control his dogs on his walks with them. He has these two little pussy ankle biters, not sure of the breed but they are a little bigger than a chihuahua. Both show aggression by barking and charging.

I have a 135 pound great Dane that I have to control (With a bad back) every time I see this idiot because he purposely extends the leashes when ever he walks past anyone. Obviously I'm not afraid of this guys POS over grown rats, but if my Dane were to do something she would tear them to pieces. Of course, she would be the one to be put down cuz she's the bigger dog.

I seriously don't know if this guy is retarded, or if he thinks he's 12. I got into it with him again today when he let his dogs leashes extend to the point the dogs were almost at my ankles. I yelled at him telling him control his dogs, and of course he just said no.

What say you pit? Kick the over grown rats?
Or kick him?
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Old 02-09-2013, 07:07 PM   #2
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tldr: My neighbors tiny dogs that will do nothing get to close to me on my walks. Am I little bitch?

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Old 02-09-2013, 07:10 PM   #3
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You're right to protect your dog. Go ahead and give his dogs a kick when they run into your feet but be prepared to fight the guy.
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Old 02-09-2013, 07:14 PM   #4
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release a polar bear into his backyard
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Old 02-09-2013, 07:22 PM   #5
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don't talk about my girlfriends like that

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Old 02-09-2013, 07:23 PM   #6
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If a dog bites you, that is grounds to execute it on sight. Next time that they bite you, simply kill them.
Worse case scenario, you owe the guy a few hundred bucks.

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Old 02-09-2013, 07:24 PM   #7
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release a polar bear into his backyard

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Old 02-09-2013, 07:24 PM   #8
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Starve your Great Dane for 3 weeks then release him after the man's dogs.
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Old 02-09-2013, 07:41 PM   #9
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If he ever lets his dogs run wild and free, no leashes and no supervision, try to attract his dogs by feeding them.

Then kill his dogs with a shovel and bury them somewhere far away. Your dog will not be involved at all.

One of my great uncles did this


We still don't know exactly where that dog was buried.
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Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.

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Old 02-09-2013, 07:50 PM   #10
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^That is a really douche move.

But I approve.
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Old 02-09-2013, 07:51 PM   #11
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Old 02-09-2013, 08:13 PM   #12
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I'm so tempted to make this into the Pit Bull thread 2.0.
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Old 02-09-2013, 08:29 PM   #13
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can a mod combine this thread with this one?
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...d.php?t=1587416
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Old 02-09-2013, 08:30 PM   #14
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Can a mod close this one and leave the other open?
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