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Old 12-05-2012, 05:59 AM   #21
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I`m very clumsy, I drop stuff all the time and even slipped and slammed my face into a door yesterday.


I walked into a door the other week. I had my hand out to push it open and just walked straight into it
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:01 AM   #22
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:06 AM   #23
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I walked into a door the other week. I had my hand out to push it open and just walked straight into it


That`s not even the worst though.
I broke my nose one time because I was trimming branches and I was cutting a thick one so I put one side of the shears against my chest and it broke, making me slam it into my face.

Also almost cut the tip of my left thumb off one time cause a knife slipped while I was cutting something, and cut my head open because I ran into a piece of metal that was hanging down.
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:07 AM   #24
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I'm Israeli.

Dude, no, come on now. Some things are beyond anyone's control.
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:10 AM   #25
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EDIT : Also, because we're sharing crazy stories ; One time I was setting the table for dinner and I dropped a fork. It landed tongs straight down, right in my toe. I still have four little pin-prick holes in my big toe.

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Old 12-05-2012, 06:16 AM   #26
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:18 AM   #27
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I have a little crooked tooth (on the bottom at the front). Oddly though, I kind of like it. I also have a very subtle sleepy eye, but hardly anyone actually notice it ahaha. It's minimal. If these were all of my flaws, life'd be crazy perfect, I just can't think of anymore worth mentioning (like the ones I mentioned were worth mentioning....)
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:39 AM   #28
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All the people who said they don't care about anything/procrastinate/never get things done etc, in case you don't know, that's the majority of people under 30 years old.
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:46 AM   #29
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I leave my laundry card in the washing machines... has costed me ~£30 already...

Yeah, and I also suffer from albinism and has 20/200 vision. I have to use a f**king monocle (edit: monocular - why can't English use proper words instead of being so clepto and use words that resemble each other from a dead language...) to read what the lecturers write on the white/black-board/powerpoints...
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:47 AM   #30
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All the people who said they don't care about anything/procrastinate/never get things done etc, in case you don't know, that's the majority of people under 30 years old.


You telling people change once they are over 30? :S
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:47 AM   #31
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:49 AM   #32
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I leave my laundry card in the washing machines... has costed me ~£30 already...

Yeah, and I also suffer from albinism and has 20/200 vision. I have to use a f**king monocle to read what the lecturers write on the white/black-board/powerpoints...

You are an albino who wears monocles?

Bro that's no flaw, that is kick ass.
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:49 AM   #33
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:50 AM   #34
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You are an albino who wears monocles?

Bro that's no flaw, that is kick ass.

monocular* sorry
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:50 AM   #35
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You are an albino who wears monocles?

Bro that's no flaw, that is kick ass.


I hope to god he has a cane and a small cape to go with it. That would be LEGEND-wait for it......DARY, LEGENDARY!
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Old 12-05-2012, 07:01 AM   #36
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Old 12-05-2012, 07:19 AM   #37
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I always lose shit, in the same way as well. I'll have it in my hand, put it down, leave for 10 seconds and then it's disappeared.

I'm lazy when it comes to work I need to do for school and such. For hobbies and actual paid jobs I put in a lot of work and time though so it's not all bad. I'm awful at budgeting as well.
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Old 12-05-2012, 07:24 AM   #38
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I don't like to do anything.

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Yeah, and I also suffer from albinism and has 20/200 vision. I have to use a f**king monocle

I feel that I should inform you that monocles are truly awesome.
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Old 12-05-2012, 07:27 AM   #39
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