solo_freak

Germany. I loved Berlin when I went last year, I could really see myself living there.

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whywefight

muricah **** yeah
yeah america **** yeah
muricah **** yeah

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Hydra150

America would be cool, if not for the terrible things about it. Like its workers rights, health care etc.

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huwford

hina, because it's so different from everything I've lived with ever.
Or Germany, so I could still decently speak the language and still go to other near-ish countries like Austria and Italy etc



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ali.guitarkid7

Probably Canada, because the immigration process is simple, they speak english and don't have very much discrimination.



I'd love to move to Norway, but I'm not at all familiar with the culture or the language. If I had the opportunity, I'd go there in a heartbeat. They're heads aren't up their ass like the rest of the world. Lots of parts of Europe are the same way.

Hydra150

come to scotland!

o wait, you want an english speaking country...

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lncognito

I assure you, our heads are very much up our heads, it's just so far up it becomes less obvious than with others.

Of all the places in the world one could be in, though, Norway (and Scandinavia) is probably the safest bet.

Edit: Oh, and if there's anything you wanna know/help with, I'll freely provide my expertise-level of Norway-knowledge.

Starting with language:

"Din jævla fitte" means "you fucking cunt."
(This particular expression was choosen as swearing is one of two things Norwegian is good for compared to English, and is as such a good entry phrase)

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matsif

I'm in with the fellating scandinavia crowd, I really want to go to Sweden.

Also, I wouldn't mind super-northern Canada (or just Alaska). Because polar bears. And grizzly bears. And hybrid polar-grizzly bears.

Honestly I just like bears.

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sfaune92

I can assure you that there are way too many heads firmly placed up the asses here as well. And way too many people (usually the waste of flesh that mooch of welfare) think that your kind is ruining Norway...
Though most Norwegians are nice people once you get to know them.

And yeah, we're good at swaring - Even though I live in the UK, I still swear in Norwegian.

The most inportant phrase is: "Faen i helvette!"
(And you will struggle with the pitch accent - every foreigner does)

How's life in Syria? I haven't heard about anything relating to it in the news lately...

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ali.guitarkid7

I prefer it when you guys type, that way it's a two-way conversation.



It's so far up that it's right where the head should be anyway?

I do think any Scandinavian country's awesome, though. I don't know why, it's the exact opposite of the Middle East, which can't be bad.

I think I'll just say 'Din fitte', for wizardry-letter reasons.


I learned never to say anything foreign without knowing its meaning the hard way.

^ As bad as anywhere else, I guess. I'm just not very sheltered from real life here

Hydra150

Haven't you watched the news?

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treborillusion

United States of America

Why?

Now that's a dumb question.

Because I speak French and I want a challenge, I'm kidding, because America's just great, ish, they're okay.

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