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Old 12-06-2012, 02:06 AM   #41
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well, now we know just what's wrong with all you awful people.

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I've yet to see a funny monty python sketch.

every time you post something, your lack of intelligence becomes more and more apparent.
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:09 AM   #42
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every time you post something, your lack of intelligence becomes more and more apparent.


I cannot tell if you're ****ing with me, or just that stupid.

Queue the fry face.
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:10 AM   #43
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I cannot tell if you're ****ing with me, or just that stupid.

Queue the fry face.

lick my butt.
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It was my first day at a cardboard factory. They told me to remove my piercing. I refused and got sent home with full payment. So my shortest job was 20 minutes.
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:12 AM   #44
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lick my butt.


great retort, troglodyte
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:13 AM   #45
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I hold TunerAddict's opinion in high regard.
I can't remember when, but he has proved himself honourable, intelligent and eloquent in a couple threads I have read in the past.
However, I disagree with him in this instance.
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:15 AM   #46
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I cannot tell if you're ****ing with me, or just that stupid.

Queue the fry face.

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Old 12-06-2012, 02:20 AM   #47
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I hold TunerAddict's opinion in high regard.
I can't remember when, but he has proved himself honourable, intelligent and eloquent in a couple threads I have read in the past.
However, I disagree with him in this instance.

case in point:

he should lick my butt.
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:21 AM   #48
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wow you totally butchered the joke.



BUTCHERED. Louis CK does Seinfield better than Seinfield
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:23 AM   #49
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BUTCHERED. Louis CK does Seinfield better than Seinfield

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Old 12-06-2012, 02:24 AM   #50
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:25 AM   #51
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I've yet to see a funny monty python sketch.



Poke him with the soft cushions!!
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:28 AM   #52
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BUTCHERED. Louis CK does Seinfield better than Seinfield


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BUTCHERED. Louis CK does Seinfield better than Seinfield


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BUTCHERED. Louis CK does Seinfield better than Seinfield


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BUTCHERED. Louis CK does Seinfield better than Seinfield


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BUTCHERED. Louis CK does Seinfield better than Seinfield


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Old 12-06-2012, 02:49 AM   #53
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next you'll tell me the UK hasn't seen curb, arrested development or the league. no wonder they don't realize we're way funnier than they are.
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:56 AM   #54
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Brits don't find Seinfeld funny because the characters don't say silly things in falsetto when something absurd happens.
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Old 12-06-2012, 05:10 AM   #55
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The only thing I know about Seinfield is dat tasty bass lick. Otherwise, nothing. And Kramer's racist, and "It's hot as a sauna in here" when they're in a sauna. Damn, that's it.


That bass lick really killed the show for me.
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Old 12-06-2012, 05:50 AM   #56
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That article cites Torchwood as an example of British comedy.

Never seen Seinfeld, but I have heard of it, maybe just never made the jump across the pond.
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Old 12-06-2012, 05:55 AM   #57
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Stephen Fry perfectly desciribing the core difference between British and American comedy.


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Old 12-06-2012, 05:57 AM   #58
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It's because Seinfeld is shit.

Why bother with that shitty yank crap when the gems like Blackadder, The (real) Office, Red Dwarf, Dads Army, Monty Python, and Fawlty Towers are all ripe for repeat viewings?
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Old 12-06-2012, 06:19 AM   #59
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That's so sad. I genuinely feel bad for them right now.
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Old 12-06-2012, 07:04 AM   #60
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The few Seinfeld episodes I've watched were terrible.
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