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Old 12-06-2012, 01:15 AM   #1
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Haikus!

Write a haiku! It's quite simple and can be quite fun. A haiku consists of 17 syllables broken down into three lines of 5 syllables- 7 syllables - 5 syllables. For example:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

(Stolen from a t-shirt)

Go!
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:16 AM   #2
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This thread is silly
But it has some potential
Lets keep it going
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:16 AM   #3
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cold water shower--
my wake-up call is too wet.
time for breakfast!

but like "gemini"--
appetite and nausea
paralyzes me.

tv! oh! tv!
give me something cool to see.
(dumb fiscal cliff shit.)

'ain't nobody got
time for that'; faux panic does
not good tv make.

it is a new month.
my bus pass is expired.
driver doesn’t see.

the bus smells funny.
i ride it and wonder why
the bus smells funny.

i try to place it.
what is that scent? i can’t tell.
i’d rather not ask.

alas! a man boards.
adorned with only trench coat
and shoes. pretty gross.

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Old 12-06-2012, 01:16 AM   #4
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Watch as the blood flows slowly
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:17 AM   #5
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You are a faggot
and haikus are mad gay shit
the end
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:20 AM   #6
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You are really gay
You are really really gay
You are really gay
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:22 AM   #7
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You are really gay
You are really really gay
You are really gay


I'm a flamboyant,
Raging homosexual.
I like penis a lot
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:22 AM   #8
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no god no god no god no
no god no god no
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:23 AM   #9
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damn I love haikus
and I love each haiku thread
How long will yours last?
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:23 AM   #10
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Haikus are real lame
This thread was a bad idea
You are reported
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:30 AM   #11
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:30 AM   #12
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once upon a time
there was a moderator
who really liked rei
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:32 AM   #13
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haha thrillhouse I saw that
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:33 AM   #14
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:35 AM   #15
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:35 AM   #16
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This thread is real gay
your face is also real gay
this thread is real gay
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:36 AM   #17
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I saw it too

I was really confused.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:38 AM   #18
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thrill house did this thing
i think only i saw it
sworn to secrecy
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:40 AM   #19
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Are you guys sitting there constantly hitting F5? It was there for like 0.5 seconds.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:45 AM   #20
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