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Old 12-06-2012, 09:48 AM   #41
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The 17 syllable concept is actually wrong.





Just a little fact that most people don't know.
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:10 AM   #42
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The 17 syllable concept is actually wrong.





Just a little fact that most people don't know.


Modern day Haiku:

Banana
Ba
Nanana
Ban
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:15 AM   #43
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Haiku (俳句) consists of 17 morae (of which the word "haiku" has 3), not syllables, but ignoring that...

This haiku has none,
none of what is called purpose;
still, you'll read this shit.
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:16 AM   #44
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Haiku are awesome
But sometimes they don't make sense
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:18 AM   #45
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ok phils, all on you. be cool.

i dont remember ;_;

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>_>


what he said
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:15 PM   #46
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Because they can act like dogs
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At last I'll see the hobbit!
...But what if it sucks?
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:19 PM   #47
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The 17 syllable concept is actually wrong.





Just a little fact that most people don't know.


I was the first one to break away from that
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:24 PM   #48
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butts butts butts butts butts

do you like butts? i like butts

butts butts butts butts butts
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:24 PM   #49
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i like yr haiku
you know, haikus are so rad
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:25 PM   #50
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opinions are like
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i know that haiku
because it is one of mine
credit me next time
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:29 PM   #51
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He replied to an anonymous message of mine saying it would visit me in my sleep :3
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:30 PM   #52
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The 17 syllable concept is actually wrong.



Just a little fact that most people don't know.


Indeed, it's 17 iambs, not 17 syllables.
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:33 PM   #53
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He replied to an anonymous message of mine saying it would visit me in my sleep :3

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Old 12-06-2012, 12:34 PM   #54
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cold water shower--
my wake-up call is too wet.
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Haikus are real lame
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The 17 syllable concept is actually wrong.





Just a little fact that most people don't know.


well then there we go
i guess that i was kinda
wro-o-o-o-ong
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:34 PM   #55
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:38 PM   #56
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new anathema
is p koo, you should download
sounds like new cynic

except more poppy
bit like katatonia
moreso anathema tho
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:43 PM   #57
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except more poppy
bit like katatonia
moreso anathema tho

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Old 12-06-2012, 01:20 PM   #58
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hey whoomit
you got a problem with the amount
of syllables in people's haikus?

deal with it
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:21 PM   #59
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kristen why would you
be like that to me when i've
been nothing but nice

everytime you
talk to me i feel like that
day again ;_;
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:23 PM   #60
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what day is it
that you talkin' about,
whoomit?
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