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Old 12-07-2012, 03:37 AM   #1
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Funny misconceptions that you had as a kid?

When I was young (Like 8 or so), I didn't know what a Vagina was. I thought that babies came out of the woman's butt.....

inb4 close because JayT44 sucks balls

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Old 12-07-2012, 03:38 AM   #2
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by the time i was 8 i already had the girl across the street droppin' panties for me
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:39 AM   #3
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by the time i was 8 i already had the girl across the street droppin' panties for me


Playing Doctor, Jay?
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:43 AM   #4
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Playing Doctor, Jay?
no it actually happened like this:
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When I was in my mid-single-digit years, the girl from across the street (who was a year younger than me) took me into her older brother's room, dropped her pants and everything, and said "let's have sex".

Then her mother walked in.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:43 AM   #5
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When I was just a youngin', I had this funny idea that I made this thread before and you even posted in it.





http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...d.php?t=1335880
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:43 AM   #6
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by the time i was 8 i already had the girl across the street droppin' panties for me

when i was 8, the girl next door dropped her panties without me even asking.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:44 AM   #7
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When I was a kid, I'd set up jokes so badly.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:46 AM   #8
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I thought women had dicks until I was about 5.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:46 AM   #9
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when i was a kid, i wanted to grow up to be a pizza delivery guy.

when i was a kid, i thought wearing jeans to bed would cause a fire from the friction of the denim rubbing together. (partially my parents' fault)
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:46 AM   #10
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when i was 8, the girl next door dropped her panties without me even asking.
that's what happened here
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:47 AM   #11
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by the time i was 8 i already had the girl across the street droppin' panties for me

Quick! Someone call the Federal Reserve! So we can get some back-up for this gold.



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Old 12-07-2012, 03:48 AM   #12
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When I was a kid, I thought that if you don't brush your teeth before bed you'll wake up with cockroaches in your mouth.




Never forgave my mom for that one.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:49 AM   #13
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no it actually happened like this:



Balla' at a young age. Good shit.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:50 AM   #14
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when i was 5 why am i up before 8
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:50 AM   #15
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that's what happened here



the other girl next door bit my ass when i was 12.

that's less of an achievement and more of a funny thing that happened.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:53 AM   #16
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I thought women had dicks until I was about 5.

Wait, are you implying they don't have dicks?!


... no wonder she had a five o'clock shadow.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:54 AM   #17
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the other girl next door bit my ass when i was 12.

that's less of an achievement and more of a funny thing that happened.
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Quick! Someone call the Federal Reserve! So we can get some back-up for this gold.



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Old 12-07-2012, 03:55 AM   #18
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When I was younger this girl, Kayla, would often chase me around and try to pull my pants down to see my weiner. I have to say weiner, because that's what we called it back then, and it just feels right.

Come to think of it, there was a lot of sexual tension for only being 8 or 9.
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Old 12-07-2012, 04:00 AM   #19
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I thought I could levitate by meditating when I was like 6. I also thought that the motion sensor with a red light we had in our den was evil and was watching us.
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Old 12-07-2012, 04:00 AM   #20
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