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Old 07-12-2012, 02:25 AM   #1
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How did the world's fattest woman lose 100lbs? MARATHON SEX

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Old 07-12-2012, 02:26 AM   #2
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:26 AM   #3
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:27 AM   #4
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:28 AM   #5
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:28 AM   #6
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I cant move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session - its great exercise just jiggling around,"



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Old 07-12-2012, 02:32 AM   #7
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:35 AM   #8
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:37 AM   #9
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:39 AM   #10
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lol, that guy should write a book.
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:40 AM   #11
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whoever this alex is


he's a fucking saint


like he probably throws up in his mouth all the time, because nobody is attracted to that
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:40 AM   #12
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:41 AM   #13
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:42 AM   #14
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I got to the same point
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:43 AM   #15
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Who would want to fuck a sofa?
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:44 AM   #16
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Thanks dude, i was eating.
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:45 AM   #17
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:47 AM   #18
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:47 AM   #19
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For a second I couldn't figure out what the hell I was looking at.
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:49 AM   #20
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what the hell bro

i have the weirdest boner

like, dem sex sounds were human


but it was chairs

the fuck
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