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Old 12-06-2012, 01:31 PM   #1
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Got a Quid?

So I just walked home from college...

On the way home three chavs came up to me and asked "Alright Laaaaaa, got a quid?". Because I know he just wanted trouble I totally blanked him, and his reaction was "****ing ignore me!"

Funny stuff indeed...

Now then, I know this is probably only something that you would encounter in the UK, but what would you have done?
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:32 PM   #2
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:33 PM   #3
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I'd have just said 'Sorry mate, got no cash on me'

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Old 12-06-2012, 01:34 PM   #4
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:34 PM   #5
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stabbed him ^ they don't got guns
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:34 PM   #6
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:35 PM   #7
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What the **** is a quid you dirty Brit?
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:36 PM   #8
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What the **** is a quid you dirty Brit?

this, yo.

is it like a quilt?
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:36 PM   #9
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:37 PM   #10
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Quid is a slang term for a Quidditch broomstick.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:38 PM   #11
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:38 PM   #12
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Well, then

**** no


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Old 12-06-2012, 01:39 PM   #13
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:41 PM   #14
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i'd continue to ignore him


then get mugged

wait that actually did happen
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:42 PM   #15
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then get mugged

wait that actually did happen

sorry

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Old 12-06-2012, 01:43 PM   #16
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:44 PM   #17
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:44 PM   #18
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This happened to me at the station, being beta as hell I reluctantly gave him one.

Then he said his friend needed one because it for the train. Then he did the same thing twice as 2 other douchebags appeared and I ended up giving him 4 pounds in total.

Then I realized what I ****ing idiot I was.

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Old 12-06-2012, 01:46 PM   #19
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The Brits are too pussy for guns; they use knives.


Yeah, because shooting someone from a distance is so much manlier than thrusting stainless steel into them inch by inch.
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:46 PM   #20
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