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Old 12-12-2012, 04:43 PM   #1
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Where did the mathematician learn to swim?

INDICE!

I'm here all week....

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What are the worst jokes you've ever come up with yourself?
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:44 PM   #2
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:45 PM   #3
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:46 PM   #4
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I kinda like it.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:46 PM   #5
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:46 PM   #6
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oh god this thread will cause me physical pain.....
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:47 PM   #7
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What you do call a bad UGer?

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Old 12-12-2012, 04:59 PM   #8
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I really quite liked your joke.
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:01 PM   #9
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I don't get it :L?
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:04 PM   #10
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The only one I can remember is pretty great. I was like 8 so I was kind of a prodigy here.

What did the gun say when he got mad?

Shoot!

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Old 12-12-2012, 05:05 PM   #11
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:07 PM   #12
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I don't get it :L?



It took me a while, but eventually I worked out that "indice" is pronounced IN-DE-SEE.

You see? Yeah. Laugh it up, fuzzball.
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:16 PM   #13
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how do you catch a unique animal?




unique up on it

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Old 12-12-2012, 05:17 PM   #14
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It took me a while, but eventually I worked out that "indice" is pronounced IN-DE-SEE.

You see? Yeah. Laugh it up, fuzzball.


Never would have known that. :l
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:18 PM   #15
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This might be the only thing you've ever posted that I've enjoyed.
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:24 PM   #16
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dude, not cool
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:28 PM   #17
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Let's assume we have a can opener...
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:35 PM   #18
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I saw some ducks in the park looking at their reflection in the water.

Im pretty sure they were practicing their teenage slut face.
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:35 PM   #19
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Some quality jokes so far, and some amusing images too! Let's keep it up guys

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Sorry "/ You can come in with a poor joke if you wish
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:36 PM   #20
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Except this is amazing.
Edit: And I didn't come up with this. Missed that part in OP.
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