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I wouldn't own a ferret, let alone walk it 13 19.12%
I have no problem with ferrets, but I wouldn't take one for a walk 21 30.88%
I own a ferret and I don't walk it 0 0%
I own a ferret and I walk it 2 2.94%
I am a ferret 32 47.06%
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Old 12-08-2012, 04:38 AM   #1
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Ferrets

Ferrets. These things.



So, my girlfriend has decided to get a ferret. As a pet. Not only that, she is planning on taking it for walks. Like a dog. Has she gone insane?

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Old 12-08-2012, 04:39 AM   #2
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I used to really want one as a kid. You can put them on a leash and everything.
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Old 12-08-2012, 04:39 AM   #3
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ferrets stink, man. not stink like they are bad but they smell. not smell like sniff things but they have a terrible odor.
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Old 12-08-2012, 04:42 AM   #4
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Also I may end up living with the thing next year, so if the smell is that bad I may have to sort something out...
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Old 12-08-2012, 04:43 AM   #5
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if your girlfriends walks it, i don't doubt some stray dogs will be after it.
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Old 12-08-2012, 05:20 AM   #6
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I'd love to have one as a pet and walk it. Its just the smell that puts me off, and some of them can be pretty agressive.
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:16 AM   #7
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I trained mine and now I have a Sentret
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:18 AM   #8
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i want a leash for my cats.

i'd love to smoke a doob and take em for a walk.

plus, i'm sure i'd get plenty of strange looks from the people in my town.
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:20 AM   #9
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awesome, and made me chuckle


But as has already been said, they smell, like, pretty bad, way worse than any other rodent I've kept, and they can be quite aggressive if you don't put a lot of effort and time into them, they are pretty clever little things and so can get bored easily. It's not like having a skinny bunny rabbit or a stretched out guinea pig!
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:31 AM   #10
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I own(ed) and ferret and I walk(ed) it.

Ferrets are boss. Females and neutered males don't smell, and they only bite as much as a kitten or puppy does. Hell, I was bitten more by my friend's rabbit on one visit than I was two ferrets in seven or so years.

Edit: ^ this guy, for example, is talking rubbish. They aren't aggressive and barely smell, so long as they cleaned correctly and neutered/mated (females need to be spayed unless you're going find them a mate, otherwise they'll die shortly after their first season.

Except for the cleverness thing, they're pretty nifty when they want to be. Little escape artists and thieves.
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:39 AM   #11
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^ I worked with ferrets in a rescue shelter for a time, and enjoyed it, but they smelled and were a little bitey
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:57 AM   #12
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^ I worked with ferrets in a rescue shelter for a time, and enjoyed it, but they smelled and were a little bitey


I assume ferrets found in rescue shelters were not neutered/castrated or correctly maintained. Otherwise they wouldn't smell, except in the mating season when hoblets (castrated males) and females start to smell faintly of honey.

If they aren't spayed/neutered then the males do stink, but unless you're going to be breeding them there's no reason not to have them snipped, especially the females.

As for biting, as I said they're no worse than a puppy if they're properly cared for. Like any animal they will attack if they feel nervous, but otherwise they just play by biting lightly, like any predatory pet does.
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Old 12-08-2012, 07:10 AM   #13
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I'm guessing you're right about the not neutered thing dude!
And yeah, they wern't bitey as in super aggresive, more playful nips a lot, as you say, like a puppy or a kitten, but I know some people get really funny about it.
If I had the space, I'd consider having a ferret or two, sadly, Im not even allowed a goldfish where I currently live, which drives me mad as I've always been surrounded by animals
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Old 12-08-2012, 07:25 AM   #18
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:00 PM   #19
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I had three ferrets when I was fifteen, they lived about five years, all died from tumors; which is pretty common. Ninja, Taffy, and Prancer. They were extemely intelligent, far smarter than a dog or cat, hands down.

I trained them to walk with me without a leash, steal lighters and put them in my baseball cap, and to attack my best friends cat.

The black sables and females are pretty tempermental but the gray/white male ones are about as loving as an animal as you can get. You still have to be very careful that the one you get has a good temperment or you will hate it.

I miss them. They don't smell if you give them a bath once a week but they will reak havoc on your carpet and shoes. And they will take and hide your stuff. But so much fun.
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:06 PM   #20
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My brother has one and keeps it in a cage 80% of the time.

But they're pretty cool creatures, the smell thing is true though and they can be pretty pesky (his always steals his stuff like socks and hordes them into a pile, lol) and once he made a shit mountain behind his couch.
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