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Old 12-07-2012, 06:04 PM   #141
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you better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go

cause you only got one shot do not miss your chance to lbow this opporotunity comes once in a lifetime


his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy he's got vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti hes nervous but on the surface he seems calm and ready to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the crowd goes so loud and shit I cant remember the rest.
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:04 PM   #142
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Hello, boy and girls
This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats

This is a song about a whale
NO
This is a song about being happy
That's right, it's the happy happuy joy joy song!
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:04 PM   #143
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Wrong. Bel-Air is spelled with a hyphen.

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Interesting fact: My ex used to think the lyric was "Shooting some people outside of the school"

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Old 12-07-2012, 06:05 PM   #144
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his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy he's got vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti hes nervous but on the surface he seems calm and ready to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the crowd goes so loud and shit I cant remember the rest.

ehh, did better than i did
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:06 PM   #145
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If'n you ain't the grandaddy of all liars!
Even the liuttle creatures in nature, they don't know that they're ugly
That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee
I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me!
WHY did't you believe me?
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:07 PM   #146
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Hello, boy and girls
This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats

This is a song about a whale
NO
This is a song about being happy
That's right, it's the happy happuy joy joy song!




the little critters of nature
they don't know that they're ugly

I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME
WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME

I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs


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Old 12-07-2012, 06:08 PM   #147
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Speaking of Ren and Stimpy, I always loved the ending theme:
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:11 PM   #148
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I loved everything about that show.

NO DON'T PUSH THAT
It's the history eraser button!
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:32 PM   #149
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I'm awful at typing so its a cruprise that i'm managin so far bnecause i wam awrfuny usual;y
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:33 PM   #150
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this is from my laptop keyboard wbich sucks, so sory if i make a ton of mjstakes. I had to restrain myself cause its just so iumpulsive to hit the backsopacen jey. holy **** uit just jjeepis getting worse .
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:38 PM   #151
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A **** nigga, that's that shit I don't like
A snitch nigga, that's that shit I don't like
A bitch nigga, thants that shit I don' like
Sneak dissers that that shit I don't liek
nah, on't like 'on't like, naah

A popped bitch, that's that shitI don't like,
Goota bad bitch yeah, that bitch right
we smoke dope, all day, all night,y
you smoke reggie, that's that shit I don;t liek
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:15 PM   #152
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There's this passage I've got memorized, sort of fits the occassion. Ezekiel 25:17?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfih and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepards the weak hrough the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lst children. And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who woul attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my bengeance upon thee.

edit- BONUS

You go in the cage? Cage hgoes in the water? You go in the water. Shark's in the water. our shark.

Farewell and adieeu to you, fair spasnish ladies
Farewell and adieu you ladies of Spain
For we've reieved orders for to sail back to Boston
and so nevermore whall we see you again
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:19 PM   #153
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:24 PM   #154
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I am attempting to not use backspace at all on this post. Thankfully, I type using two fingers because I never learned how to type, and so I end up typing pretty slowly. At least it lets me make very few errors and thus not use backspace too much. Wow, I'm actually surping surprsng surprising myself. Wow, I had to **** up right there huh? Almost perfect.
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:46 PM   #155
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Eh, I don't really suppose I find it all that hard. It's only usually when I'm typing very fast or not really focusing that I really tend to screw up.

Sometimes (a lot of times) If I'm thinking something else while typing, I type that instead of what I'm actualyl trying to write. But it all depends on the day.

Two mistakes.
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:55 PM   #156
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I have always been very good at typing. I don't oftem make mistakes. I'll type the rest of this as fast as I can just m tomake this more interesting.
ave maria, peina di grazia, il signore e con te. tu sei benedetta fra le donne, e benedetto è il frutto del tuo seno, geu. Santa maria, madre di dio, prga per noi peccatori, adesso e nel'ora dela nostra morte.
While the wicked stand confounded doomed to flames of woe unbounded. call me with thy saints surrounded.
hail mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee, blessed are thou amogn women and blessed id the fruit oftthy womb jesus. holy mary mother of god, pray for us sinnesr now and at the hour of our death.
As I walk through the valley of the shadw of death, I shall fear no wvil.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:02 PM   #157
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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

huh, that was perfect.

and so was that.

I seem to be missing my capital letters though.

dw

**** that was an accidental press of the keys.

Wow, now I can't even uncensor fuck.

Ah, it's all good. New temaplte? SHIT.

I don't wanna do this anymore
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:06 PM   #158
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**** this game. My typing is awesome. **** sbackspace. **** that tshit. I don't need it. My sentences are coherent enohgh, bitches. MOM GET OFF MYT ****ING FACEBOKK
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:08 PM   #159
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No backspace in this thread? Okay.


I'll just copy and paste then. You didn't say anything about not being allowed to use backspace in Wordpad, now did you?
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:09 PM   #160
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There once was a man from Perue
Wgo slept in his own canoe
While dreaming of Venus, and slapping his penis
He woke up with a handful of Goo....


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