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Old 12-07-2012, 03:20 PM   #1
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Which TV personalities do you think are absolute bastards when the cameras stop?
Kind of inspired by THIS well-known video, my friend and I like to play a game of "Who Is Secretly An Absolute Shitter When The Cameras Aren't Rolling?"

We had some disagreements, but we mutually agreed that both Rolf Harris and Bruce Forsyth are just as charming as they appear; and Jim Davidson and Chris Tarrant are secretly complete arseholes. I can just imagine Davidson throwing his tea over an intern, can't you? "It's bladdy cold, you useless fackin' traht!!"

The jury is out on Noel Edmonds and Neil Buchanan. It could go either way.

So Pit. Pick a personality and let's discuss their twattiness (or lack thereof).


Disclaimer: this is all just pure unfounded conjecture. Lawyers, pls.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:21 PM   #2
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:22 PM   #3
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I don't know. But I know a lot that are bastards on camera?
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:22 PM   #4
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Streisand comes to mind, well actress sings star is a bitch
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:23 PM   #5
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:24 PM   #6
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Katy Perry.

A guy on reddit met her and said she was awful.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:25 PM   #7
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Jim Davidson secretly an arsehole?

secretly?!
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:27 PM   #8
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Jim Davidson secretly an arsehole?

secretly?!


Well.. you know.

Even more...
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:28 PM   #9
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Piers Morgan without a doubt. But that's not a secret.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:33 PM   #10
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Sure, Morgan is slimy. But I reckon he's the same level of slimy off-camera.

I'm talking about tantrum-throwing, groupie-fondling Me, Myself and Irene-level split personality, but somebody that is universally loved because they're so good at acting nice on-camera.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:34 PM   #11
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Piers Morgan without a doubt. But that's not a secret.
Piers Morgan is annoying when the cameras are rolling.
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Piers Morgan without a doubt. But that's not a secret.

Shut your ***** mouth. You just can't stand the fact that he is an Arsenal fan.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:35 PM   #13
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cue the video of Bill OReilley throwing a temper tantrum.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:36 PM   #14
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It's a well known fact that Jim Davidson is an asshole.
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...I don't know who any of those people are.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:39 PM   #16
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i bet he's a wife beater

look at the malice in those eyes

as he brandishes that hammer
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No way, Dickinson is a just good old-fashioned English eccentric. I can imagine him having Friday chippy every week, and saying "ooh cheap as chips" every damn time just because the staff get a kick out it.
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The jury is out on Noel Edmonds and Neil Buchanan. It could go either way.


Someone told me that after filming Deal or No Deal he just completely blanks the guests and goes straight back to his trailer/dressing room/shit-pit.
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I can't think of any, and I'm yet to see one in this thread, because all the people mentioned are arseholes on camera too.
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No way, Dickinson is a just good old-fashioned English eccentric. I can imagine him having Friday chippy every week, and saying "ooh cheap as chips" every damn time just because the staff get a kick out it.

and washing the chippy down with a few bottles of stella
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