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Old 12-07-2012, 05:40 PM   #61
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Not Trevor McDonald though. I bet he lights a fat doob when the lights go down. That guy is chill.
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:41 PM   #62
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This piece of shit.



Just look at that fake grin, you just know after the show he hits his female secretary and does blow. He's not a genuine straight-man, like good ol' Stick Stickly.
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:44 PM   #63
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Not Trevor McDonald though. I bet he lights a fat doob when the lights go down. That guy is chill.
Except when he ended a programme with "Rest in peace, you fat, white bastard" about Bernard Manning's death.

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Old 12-07-2012, 05:48 PM   #64
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Except when he ended a programme with "Rest in peace, you fat, white bastard" about Bernard Manning's death.


He did WATNAO?

EDIT:
Found it! Awesome. Now I like him even more.

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Old 12-07-2012, 06:15 PM   #65
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My friend told me Gerard Butler was a dick. He used to work at some fancy theater and he came by and cut in line and complained about stupid stuff like the lighting in the theater room while watching his own movie.
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:41 PM   #66
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Shut your ***** mouth. You just can't stand the fact that he is an Arsenal fan.


Even Arsenal fans hate him...
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:51 PM   #67
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I think it was in the 70s he was caught with 1.4 pounds of cocaine at an airport and snitched on every dealer he knew to reduce his sentence.


is it just me, or does he look like Jason Long in this picture?
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:06 PM   #68
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:25 PM   #69
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Even Arsenal fans hate him...

they are fickle. dont listen to them.
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:35 PM   #70
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:07 PM   #71
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EDIT: Is there any where I can put money on Brucie being the next celeb to be outed on a Jimmy Savile scale?


I thought I was the only one...


Seriously, can someone explain to me what is funny about this man?
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:12 PM   #72
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:14 PM   #73
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Even Arsenal fans hate him...

Everyone hates him.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:23 PM   #74
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i hate to say it but i think jason seigel seems like a massive dick off camera , up his own arse.
and Jake Gyllenhaal , big sarcastic miserable ****.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:25 PM   #75
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I thought I was the only one...


Seriously, can someone explain to me what is funny about this man?



He's from an era when entertainers were just that , out to entertain people. They genuinely care whether people are entertained before thinking about paychecks and i think its very admirable.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:25 PM   #76
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Tim Allen comes off to me like he'd be a pretty big dickhole


I was thinking this.

I imagine Britney Spears is a bit arrogant, and I've heard she is. I hate posting this though since I haven't met any of these people and I'm saying bad things.

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Old 12-07-2012, 10:43 PM   #77
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I'd say all late-night show hosts.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:47 PM   #78
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:53 PM   #79
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EDIT: Mr. Blobby too.


Mr Blobby can go **** himself. I had infinite nightmares because of that pink spotted ****. ****ING MEMEHKEKENHMEEME. That's all the bastard ever said. I hope one day he goes to Hell where he is surrounded by nothing but mirrors and audio tapes of him going on and on for eternity. No man deserves that sort of punishment but God ****ing damn it, that thing isn't a man. It's an abomination.
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:07 PM   #80
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Apparently the sing for The Beautiful Girls is a total ****. They were playing at the uni bar and one of my mates was in there alone while they were setting up, thinking they were just a local uni band. He asked the guy if he was playing that night and offered to buy him a beer and have a chat and the bloke just told him to **** off.
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