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View Poll Results: Public Poll -- Are you a comedian?
Yes 19 34.55%
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:03 AM   #1
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Are you a comedian?

Yes.


My father's the real comedian/comedy writer, that's not to say that I can't write comedy...
Comedy is, a skill, I don't find it hard, I just; Say whatever and sometimes think of funny things and write it/say it/go around saying it.

I think I have a sleazy style of comedy, I think, I don't know, maybe I'm just a sleazy guy.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:04 AM   #2
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No, comedians aren't funny whereas I am occasionally funny.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:04 AM   #3
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I am a master of comedy.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:04 AM   #4
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:05 AM   #5
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:09 AM   #6
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:09 AM   #7
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I've never found comedians to be funny.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:09 AM   #8
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Nope.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:10 AM   #9
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Everyone thinks they're a comedian, but almost no one really is.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:12 AM   #10
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Learn how to use a semi colon.

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Old 12-11-2012, 12:12 AM   #11
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Yes, I'm the funniest guy alive, of course. I mean, it's not possible I'm not funny, like at all.
I'm so funny I even make sarcasm funnier, like right now.
See? That's so so funny.








...so yeah how about no.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:13 AM   #12
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lol


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Old 12-11-2012, 12:13 AM   #13
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Your use of commas makes me want to punch a baby
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:14 AM   #14
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I think, I don't know, maybe I'm just a sleazy guy.

No, just British.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:16 AM   #15
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:18 AM   #16
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No, but I am the funny guy in my group of friends, so there's that.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:19 AM   #17
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:20 AM   #18
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im alot funnies in real life for realsies
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:21 AM   #19
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No but I voted yes anyway. That's my humor.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:23 AM   #20
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Your use of, commas, makes me want to, punch, a baby

Fixed.

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