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View Poll Results: Public Poll -- Are you a comedian?
Yes 19 34.55%
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What? 16 29.09%
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:03 AM   #1
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Are you a comedian?

Yes.


My father's the real comedian/comedy writer, that's not to say that I can't write comedy...
Comedy is, a skill, I don't find it hard, I just; Say whatever and sometimes think of funny things and write it/say it/go around saying it.

I think I have a sleazy style of comedy, I think, I don't know, maybe I'm just a sleazy guy.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:04 AM   #2
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No, comedians aren't funny whereas I am occasionally funny.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:04 AM   #3
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I am a master of comedy.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:04 AM   #4
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:05 AM   #5
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:09 AM   #6
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According to TunerAddict, yes, yes I am.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:09 AM   #7
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I've never found comedians to be funny.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:09 AM   #8
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:10 AM   #9
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Everyone thinks they're a comedian, but almost no one really is.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:12 AM   #10
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Learn how to use a comma.
Learn how to use a semi colon.

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Old 12-11-2012, 12:12 AM   #11
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Yes, I'm the funniest guy alive, of course. I mean, it's not possible I'm not funny, like at all.
I'm so funny I even make sarcasm funnier, like right now.
See? That's so so funny.








...so yeah how about no.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:13 AM   #12
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:13 AM   #13
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Your use of commas makes me want to punch a baby
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:14 AM   #14
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I think, I don't know, maybe I'm just a sleazy guy.

No, just British.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:16 AM   #15
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:18 AM   #16
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No, but I am the funny guy in my group of friends, so there's that.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:19 AM   #17
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:20 AM   #18
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im alot funnies in real life for realsies
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:21 AM   #19
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No but I voted yes anyway. That's my humor.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:23 AM   #20
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Your use of, commas, makes me want to, punch, a baby

Fixed.

Ten points if you read it in Shatner's voice.
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