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Old 12-10-2012, 02:00 PM   #1
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This has probably been posted before but it's been a while and it can be introduced plenty of the uninitiated:

www.futuretimeline.com

fascinating stuff....but mostly just scary.
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:02 PM   #2
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:02 PM   #3
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Yep, definitely been posted before, but way too cool for it to not be posted again.
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:02 PM   #4
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'part fact, part fiction' - what?
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:03 PM   #5
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:03 PM   #6
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'part fact, part fiction' - what?


It's like if I tell you that I am a girl. It's partly fact, but partly fiction.
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:04 PM   #7
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It's like if I tell you that I am a girl. It's partly fact, but partly fiction.

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Old 12-10-2012, 02:09 PM   #8
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:10 PM   #9
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:17 PM   #10
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:36 PM   #11
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So basically everyone will be plugged into a computer 24/7? Not cool.
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:44 PM   #12
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So basically everyone will be plugged into a computer 24/7? Not cool.

That's what I'm sayin'...

how are people not shitting their pants over this apparently impending technological doom that will render humans obsolete in the next couple of decades?
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:00 PM   #13
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And it goes on...apparently everyone will be more robot than human (gaining inmortality), and we are going to turn every single object in space into a giant supercomputer to form an intergalactic network and whatnot...Basically biological life becomes obsolete and unnecessary. We ain't humans anymore.

This is cool science-fiction stuff, and I know it's just that, but it's seriously depressing to think this could be the direction humanity is headed to.
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:05 PM   #14
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That's what I'm sayin'...

how are people not shitting their pants over this apparently impending technological doom that will render humans obsolete in the next couple of decades?

it sounds kinda comfy bro
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:23 PM   #15
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Very negative website. Some of the predictions are interesting, while others seem to force a trend to make doom appear more imminent.

For example


It looks like someone drew that trendline by guessing in Microsoft Paint.
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:36 PM   #16
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Thank **** I haven't been born into the future. Immortality is some scary shit, I can't think of anything worse.
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:40 PM   #17
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Immortality is some scary shit, I can't think of anything worse.

i think it'd be interesting. Everlasting health, to be more precise.
As long as everything goes the way Roddenberry wanted, that is.
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:49 PM   #18
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:52 PM   #19
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:56 PM   #20
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A lot of the things past the near future seem like a stretch, I feel like it's like how they thought we'd be flying everywhere with jetpacks by now in the '50s. Very interesting regardless, reminds me of that Futurama episode where they go through time up to like 10,000,000,000, one of my favorites.
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