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Old 12-11-2012, 05:06 AM   #21
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I'd wear her like a boxing glove
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:06 AM   #22
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I guess, even though the expression wasn't really that edgy. I wasn't joking about the list by the way.

The expression is mainly a reference to this: http://www.twitch.tv/lordkat/b/278679093

More specifically 3:30 in that video.
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:16 AM   #23
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I mentioned this in the NFL thread one time and I use it in real life occasionally with friends that like football, but I totally use "Plaxico Burress" as a noun meaning "to shoot oneself in the foot" or thigh as it were. It's pretty funny.
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:33 AM   #24
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:37 AM   #25
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:58 AM   #26
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For when someones just being a general loser:

"Don't be such a paggit"
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Old 12-11-2012, 06:16 AM   #27
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Two in the hand is worth one in the arse.


Good one!

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Old 12-11-2012, 06:27 AM   #28
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been there, coined that.

this thread is streets behind.

This man is streets ahead.
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Old 12-11-2012, 07:34 AM   #29
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This actually a favorite game of my family's

- Melt the Egret
- Paint the stop sign yellow
- Riding the carousel to Dover

Rhyming ones
Achin' for some bacon
Cravin' some shavin'

Sex one
I've got itches for some bitches

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Old 12-11-2012, 07:49 AM   #30
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I'm in the mood for a tremendous.
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:41 AM   #31
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:45 AM   #32
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when you have to leave your bro's and go home to the gf/wife knowing full well that you're going to get moaned at:

i'm gaggin' for a naggin'
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Old 12-11-2012, 09:16 AM   #33
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When I'm feeling the physical effects after a heavy night of filthy man-love in a public toilet.

BRUISIN' FROM A CRUISIN'.



When somebody has an innate ability to ascertain where people meet random strangers for sex.

HE'S GOT A NOGGIN FOR DOGGIN'.



When a lady likes to give to give pleasure as well as pain.

SHE'S A 'KISSED-HIM-AND-FIST-HIM' KINDA GAL.

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Old 12-11-2012, 09:29 AM   #34
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Old 12-11-2012, 09:57 AM   #35
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when you've finished a particularly painful bout of diarrhea:

"Oh man, i'm bageling so bad right now."
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:08 AM   #36
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My girlfriend once said, "I'm so happy I could just shit all over." All my friends use it now.
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:09 AM   #37
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My girlfriend once said, "I'm so happy I could just shit all over." All my friends use it now.


Does your girlfriend like scat?
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:15 AM   #38
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:16 AM   #39
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when you've finished a particularly painful bout of diarrhea:

"Oh man, i'm bageling so bad right now."


Alteranitevely when you feel it coming on you can say 'I need to splutter my guts.'
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:18 AM   #40
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"It's cackamarela"

i.e. gross. My mum used to say it all the time.
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