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Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, England
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I'd wear her like a boxing glove
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12-11-2012, 05:06 AM
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UG's Indigo River
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Mobile, Alabama
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I guess, even though the expression wasn't really that edgy. I wasn't joking about the list by the way. The expression is mainly a reference to this: http://www.twitch.tv/lordkat/b/278679093 More specifically 3:30 in that video.
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12-11-2012, 05:16 AM
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Kristen's gonna eat you.
Join Date: Jun 2009
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I mentioned this in the NFL thread one time and I use it in real life occasionally with friends that like football, but I totally use "Plaxico Burress" as a noun meaning "to shoot oneself in the foot" or thigh as it were. It's pretty funny.
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To die without leaving a corpse... That is the way of us Garo. Tranny Stuff (May 2nd) | Soundcloud | Now you have no excuse... | Just a thought... |
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12-11-2012, 05:33 AM
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All smiles :)
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: 'STRAYA ****
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I always loved "As innocent as a nun squatting in a cucumber field"
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12-11-2012, 05:37 AM
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Band
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: UK
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Two in the hand is worth one in the arse.
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12-11-2012, 05:58 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Sirius
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For when someones just being a general loser:
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12-11-2012, 06:16 AM
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Loves cats
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: dhaka, BD
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Good one! 
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some nice songs in a totally foreign language  You can check out my other band too! 
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12-11-2012, 06:27 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Earth
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12-11-2012, 07:34 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2012
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This actually a favorite game of my family's
- Melt the Egret - Paint the stop sign yellow - Riding the carousel to Dover Rhyming ones Achin' for some bacon Cravin' some shavin' Sex one I've got itches for some bitches Last edited by Jacques-Henri : 12-11-2012 at 07:38 AM. |
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12-11-2012, 07:49 AM
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I am the afro man.
Join Date: Feb 2006
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I'm in the mood for a tremendous.
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12-11-2012, 08:41 AM
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Teeth
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Everywhere. Pantheism, lol
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Look at the personality on that girl
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You are now using UG Black. You are now using UG Classic. Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Steve Stevens, various jazz artists Mah Youtube vids. if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff) Mah Soundcloud |
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12-11-2012, 08:45 AM
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UG's John Mayer Fanatic
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Wirral, UK
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when you have to leave your bro's and go home to the gf/wife knowing full well that you're going to get moaned at:
i'm gaggin' for a naggin'
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just because it isn't br00talz metal doesn't mean it's rubbish.
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12-11-2012, 09:16 AM
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Unce unce unce unce unce
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: The Manchester Borough of Manchester, GB
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When I'm feeling the physical effects after a heavy night of filthy man-love in a public toilet.
BRUISIN' FROM A CRUISIN'. When somebody has an innate ability to ascertain where people meet random strangers for sex. HE'S GOT A NOGGIN FOR DOGGIN'. When a lady likes to give to give pleasure as well as pain. SHE'S A 'KISSED-HIM-AND-FIST-HIM' KINDA GAL. Last edited by Johnny_Ibanez : 12-11-2012 at 09:22 AM. |
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12-11-2012, 09:29 AM
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Call me Leon
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Perth, Australia
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Trying to find a needle in a bee stack
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12-11-2012, 09:57 AM
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Christmas Sprinkles!
Join Date: Jun 2007
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when you've finished a particularly painful bout of diarrhea:
"Oh man, i'm bageling so bad right now."
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12-11-2012, 10:08 AM
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Most Edits Per Capita
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wisconsin
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My girlfriend once said, "I'm so happy I could just shit all over." All my friends use it now.
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12-11-2012, 10:09 AM
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Kristen's gonna eat you.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: I don't know
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Does your girlfriend like scat?
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12-11-2012, 10:15 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Somewhere In Scotland
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"I heard he like dicks in the butt".
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12-11-2012, 10:16 AM
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Band
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: UK
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Alteranitevely when you feel it coming on you can say 'I need to splutter my guts.'
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12-11-2012, 10:18 AM
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Nicko.
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: South Australia
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"It's cackamarela"
i.e. gross. My mum used to say it all the time.
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