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Old 12-11-2012, 02:39 AM   #1
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If you're a girl or a gay guy and you're horny say "I'm in the mood for some dude." Just thought of it and you can keep that in your pocket for a rainy day.
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:40 AM   #2
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:44 AM   #3
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:47 AM   #4
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:50 AM   #5
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Being thrifty is pretty nifty.
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

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Old 12-11-2012, 02:52 AM   #6
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Being thrifty is pretty nifty.

Does this mean your in the mood for some dude?
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:52 AM   #7
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Does this mean your in the mood for some dude?

it would be rather rude if I was in the mood for some dude
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:00 AM   #8
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:02 AM   #9
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:53 AM   #10
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been there, coined that.

this thread is streets behind.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:54 AM   #11
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:01 AM   #12
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I keep asking people to "rock me a tremendous" to mean "do me a favor/solid". I also, call my erection my "raging tremendous".

Tremendous is a good word, and it's way silly.

My friend's little sister called me "ballsy with palsy" to mean stupid and uncoordinated.

My other friend said "mom hold my boner" when he was excited about going into a store.
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:02 AM   #13
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I'm in the... moodsy for some pussy
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:04 AM   #14
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Shitting in (x)'s cereal - The act of revenge for a perceived wrong-doing, even if the act wasn't truly committed. However, it can be done for shits and giggles on occasion. Inversely, shit in my cereal works for acts of chaotic evil committed against the speaker.
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:06 AM   #15
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He's a man of many colors.

Means he is gay.

Many colors. Rainbow.

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Old 12-11-2012, 04:36 AM   #16
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Shitting in (x)'s cereal - The act of revenge for a perceived wrong-doing, even if the act wasn't truly committed. However, it can be done for shits and giggles on occasion. Inversely, shit in my cereal works for acts of chaotic evil committed against the speaker.

What the fuck is wrong with you
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

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Old 12-11-2012, 04:59 AM   #17
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A lot of things, I think there's a list some where.
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:02 AM   #18
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

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Old 12-11-2012, 05:03 AM   #19
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been there, coined that.

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