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Old 12-12-2012, 02:49 PM   #1
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:53 PM   #2
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I love how casual they are about this whole thing....
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:58 PM   #3
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sorry couldnt resist, but seriously
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:59 PM   #4
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:04 PM   #5
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Doesn't this belong in the anime-thread?
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:05 PM   #6
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Doesn't this belong in the anime-thread?

3d chicken disgusting
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:07 PM   #7
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3d chicken disgusting
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:08 PM   #8
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:08 PM   #9
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:10 PM   #10
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I... Uh... Yeah I got nothing.

That's ****ing gross.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:13 PM   #11
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We need an actual mexican in here to confirm that this is the actual translation. I'm skeptical...
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:15 PM   #12
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1. How do you know someone hasn't subtitled this as a joke?
2. if it is real, he must have a right maggot dick.
3. I wish i'd never watched that video
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:21 PM   #13
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smaller picture and bigger font, but it should be white. That red is a bit hard to read
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:21 PM   #14
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I wonder if the chicken regrets this....
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:29 PM   #15
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:31 PM   #16
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I wonder if the chicken regrets this....


-Xiaoxi reflected soulfully on his night with the chicken. Two souls, floating in reverie, entwined by the currents of time and love. Shall their fire ever be rekindled? Would society ever understand. Our star crossed lovers lay awake at night, one clucking away under a restless moon, the other a chicken.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:33 PM   #17
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one clucking away under a restless moon, the other a chicken.

LMFAO
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:07 PM   #18
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Xiaoxi stared longingly into the beady eyes of his lover as he pressed his lips against her warm beak. He ran his fingers along her comb--the wattle tickled his chin. The two laughed (and clucked) and fell to the ground, landing securely into a bed of hay. "You really are beautiful, you know," he told his lover.

"Cluck," she said, shyly. She has always felt like she was the odd hen out of her family. Her two sisters are two beautiful fowls, large and meaty. But tonight she had a cure to these feelings--in the form of Xiaoxi's tiny Asian dick.

"Now, show me your breasts."
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:15 PM   #20
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fail

You suck. Leave it to the pros.
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