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Old 12-12-2012, 04:09 AM   #1
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Woman Calls 911, Offers To End High Speed Chase For 300K

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Old 12-12-2012, 04:22 AM   #2
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Should have stayed in the *******

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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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So ya this thread has just taught me that I need a longer hammer...

pls nobody sig this

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Old 12-12-2012, 04:27 AM   #3
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:28 AM   #4
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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So ya this thread has just taught me that I need a longer hammer...

pls nobody sig this
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:36 AM   #5
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:56 AM   #6
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This. ******* joke is so old all the comedic value has gone and all that's left is the offensive side. And there's no point being offensive for no reason.

OT: I would have agreed to pay then fined her $305,000 dollars. haha
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:58 AM   #7
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Lol when the **** did the pit grow a vagina
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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So ya this thread has just taught me that I need a longer hammer...

pls nobody sig this
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:03 AM   #8
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:04 AM   #9
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"Guys my humor from 2008 doesn't work"
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:19 AM   #10
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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So ya this thread has just taught me that I need a longer hammer...

pls nobody sig this
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:28 AM   #11
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:29 AM   #12
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gud 1 xD


I really don't know why you got all hot and bothered about a comment on a forum though...
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So ya this thread has just taught me that I need a longer hammer...

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Old 12-12-2012, 06:35 AM   #13
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Damn. The Pit usually laughs at those jokes.
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:37 AM   #14
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Some of us look down on misogyny.
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:40 AM   #15
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Some of us look down on misogyny.




Sorry but he must know what this place is like and must know that I post shit most of the time.

Anyway, updated my original post
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So ya this thread has just taught me that I need a longer hammer...

pls nobody sig this
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:43 AM   #16
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:44 AM   #17
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It just isn't funny really.. its as unfunny as what those Epic Movie writers do: randomly pointing out the existence of things. 'LOOK AT MY HAT, ITS OUT OF THIS TIME ZONE AND TILTED ODDLY! LAUGH DAMN YOU!' Aw and ya got the 2008 standard sarcastic butthurt form too:

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Old 12-12-2012, 06:46 AM   #18
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These guys call me out on having shit humor, I'll say they're butthurt now :DDDD

10/10 bretty good post ya :DDDDD
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:51 AM   #19
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I don't ever remember saying that it was funny.......

So what was this thread about.....oh yeah a woman driving....

Anyway i'm outta here fellas, got a pathetic warning for a (admittedly pathetic) post however there has been far worse posted in this forum and not just by me.

Catch y'all later ya cunts
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So ya this thread has just taught me that I need a longer hammer...

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Old 12-12-2012, 07:02 AM   #20
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Yes because you would post that for any other reason

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