Samdroid

That's right. It's confession time.

The Rules

1. DON'T POST YOUR CONFESSIONS IN HERE.

If you want to confess something, go to this site:

http://www.deadfake.com/Send.aspx

And send the e-mail to uganonconfessions@hotmail.com. I will review and post them myself, and no one will ever know your identity. Not even me!

2. DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.

A lot of the content in here is probably going to be humorous, but keep in mind that some users may be tortured by the secrets they're keeping. Be sensitive and understand the difference between the funny secrets and the personal demons. If this thread goes well, it should be both fun and cathartic.

3. DON'T SPAM THE THREAD.

This is simple enough, but let's not clutter the thread with too much crap. Keep the chatter relevant to the confessions.

I will try to keep the thread updated as often as possible. If the load becomes too much I might ask for a hand, but we'll have to wait and see.

Let's get started. Bare your souls, children.

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ErikLensherr

I voted for Romney.

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blake1221

Submitted



YOU SON OF A BITCH THAT WAS MY CONFESSION

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It's a very different winter now and I'm in a very different place, but I hope you're well.


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LostLegion

I have a chode

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REGGAE

Have a Peavey VYPYR?

Like Assassin's Creed?

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LIVERPOOL F.C.

I have the least profile views on UG.

blake1221

Three posts down, three rules broken.


We're great at this shit, guys.

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It's a very different winter now and I'm in a very different place, but I hope you're well.


Saintly Rows||Drifter

Samdroid

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Thrill-house

You guys didn't read the rules did you?

LostLegion

You're right, I had to email him that.

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REGGAE

Have a Peavey VYPYR?

Like Assassin's Creed?

Xbox - GamingFailure



LIVERPOOL F.C.

I have the least profile views on UG.

laid-to-waste

i just submitted a big one. if there's no other submissions then it probably narrows it down pretty well so DON'T TELL ANYBODY

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WCPhils

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Joshua Garcia

My secret is: I'm dyslexic.

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laid-to-waste

****ing hell phil get your shit together it's anonymous you email op the ****ing confession

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Johnny_Ibanez

Jesus man. Did you type all that from memory?

ryan_nadon

If only there was a better way to keep your anonymity!

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WCPhils

I remember it like it was yesterday.

Samdroid

First round:

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Joshua Garcia

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willT08

Dammit, I can't send the message because my Uni's filter stops me after every page on that website.

Anyway, I stole Candy Sticks from the local Balfour every day for a week until I was too consumed with guilt to do it anymore.

EDIT: Shout out cancer guy, that's shit's cray.

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Samdroid

Really though, why is everyone saying that they sent theirs? Do we need to have a talk about what the word "anonymous" means?

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