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Old 12-12-2012, 03:08 PM   #1
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The Anonymous Confession Thread

That's right. It's confession time.

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1. DON'T POST YOUR CONFESSIONS IN HERE.

If you want to confess something, go to this site:

http://www.deadfake.com/Send.aspx

And send the e-mail to uganonconfessions@hotmail.com. I will review and post them myself, and no one will ever know your identity. Not even me!

2. DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.

A lot of the content in here is probably going to be humorous, but keep in mind that some users may be tortured by the secrets they're keeping. Be sensitive and understand the difference between the funny secrets and the personal demons. If this thread goes well, it should be both fun and cathartic.

3. DON'T SPAM THE THREAD.

This is simple enough, but let's not clutter the thread with too much crap. Keep the chatter relevant to the confessions.

I will try to keep the thread updated as often as possible. If the load becomes too much I might ask for a hand, but we'll have to wait and see.

Let's get started. Bare your souls, children.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:12 PM   #2
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:14 PM   #3
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YOU SON OF A BITCH THAT WAS MY CONFESSION
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:16 PM   #4
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:18 PM   #5
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Three posts down, three rules broken.


We're great at this shit, guys.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:21 PM   #6
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:25 PM   #7
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You guys didn't read the rules did you?
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:27 PM   #8
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You guys didn't read the rules did you?

You're right, I had to email him that.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:28 PM   #9
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i just submitted a big one. if there's no other submissions then it probably narrows it down pretty well so DON'T TELL ANYBODY
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:28 PM   #10
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Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:28 PM   #11
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You guys didn't read the rules did you?

My secret is: I'm dyslexic.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:29 PM   #12
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****ing hell phil get your shit together it's anonymous you email op the ****ing confession
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:30 PM   #13
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Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.


Jesus man. Did you type all that from memory?
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:33 PM   #14
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i just submitted a big one. if there's no other submissions then it probably narrows it down pretty well so DON'T TELL ANYBODY

If only there was a better way to keep your anonymity!
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:33 PM   #15
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Jesus man. Did you type all that from memory?

I remember it like it was yesterday.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:34 PM   #16
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:38 PM   #17
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:42 PM   #18
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Dammit, I can't send the message because my Uni's filter stops me after every page on that website.

Anyway, I stole Candy Sticks from the local Balfour every day for a week until I was too consumed with guilt to do it anymore.

EDIT: Shout out cancer guy, that's shit's cray.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:44 PM   #19
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Really though, why is everyone saying that they sent theirs? Do we need to have a talk about what the word "anonymous" means?
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:49 PM   #20
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Really though, why is everyone saying that they sent theirs? Do we need to have a talk about what the word "anonymous" means?

It doesn't reveal who's is who's and keeps your thread near the top so we get more replies. Cheer up you cunt
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