I have two room-mates. One is a skinny shy beta male and the other a chubby female with extremely low self-esteem.

Sometimes I like to steal one of each pair of her socks and use it to masturbate. When I'm finished, I wrap the soiled sock around this thick wooden spoon handle I have. I then proceed to stimulate my prostate with this device while attempting to masturbate a second time.

I dispose of the sock by shoving it down to the bottom of the garbage bag.

One day when was taking the bag out of the can it ripped and she saw her sock. She was glad it she was not imagining the disappearing socks. I suggested the quiet and slightly effeminate waif of a man might be responsible for the thefts

She was annoyed at first but due to her pathetic levels of self-esteem, she finds it flattering now and has been attempting advances on the boy. He is oblivious to the point that he thinks she wants me right now.


I'm sure I heard his breathing next to my door one night when I was attempting something very complex on myself.