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Old 12-12-2012, 03:50 PM   #21
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:51 PM   #22
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Rule #Threads don't need rules you penis.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:56 PM   #23
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When I was 11 I stole candy sticks from the local Balfour every day for a week until on the Friday I was too consumed with guilt to go through with it. I just couldn't resist that sugary goodness.

I also cheated on my girlfriend of 2 and a half years and never told her but that betrayal is miniscule when compared.

Yours with an erection,

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Since my girlfriend left me earlier this year, I don't find joy in anything any more. I make any excuse to avoid social situations just to stay at home and mope. The only social outlet I have these days is posting shit in The Pit.

****ing pathetic wastrel.


This makes me sad. Things will look up, dude. Peaks and valleys.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:57 PM   #24
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Really though, why is everyone saying that they sent theirs? Do we need to have a talk about what the word "anonymous" means?

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Old 12-12-2012, 03:57 PM   #25
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:59 PM   #26
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:00 PM   #27
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Jetfuel asked me to establish rules. If you don't like it, take it up with him.

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I have two room-mates. One is a skinny shy beta male and the other a chubby female with extremely low self-esteem.

Sometimes I like to steal one of each pair of her socks and use it to masturbate. When I'm finished, I wrap the soiled sock around this thick wooden spoon handle I have. I then proceed to stimulate my prostate with this device while attempting to masturbate a second time.

I dispose of the sock by shoving it down to the bottom of the garbage bag.

One day when was taking the bag out of the can it ripped and she saw her sock. She was glad it she was not imagining the disappearing socks. I suggested the quiet and slightly effeminate waif of a man might be responsible for the thefts

She was annoyed at first but due to her pathetic levels of self-esteem, she finds it flattering now and has been attempting advances on the boy. He is oblivious to the point that he thinks she wants me right now.


I'm sure I heard his breathing next to my door one night when I was attempting something very complex on myself.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:01 PM   #28
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Yours was very polite, Will.
Y'see, you think you've done me up with that. But I've already posted about that on here several times.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:02 PM   #29
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:04 PM   #30
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nobody cares about your gay ass rules man


Hey man, I've not seen your Bane-like abs round here for a while! Where the fuck you been?

P.S. I think the sock story up there is yours. And the two protagonists are your parents. Amirite? Yeah amrite.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:04 PM   #31
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:06 PM   #32
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Jetfuel needs to get in here and rip into you for being rude.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:08 PM   #33
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Hey man, I've not seen your Bane-like abs round here for a while! Where the fuck you been?

P.S. I think the sock story up there is yours. And the two protagonists are your parents. Amirite? Yeah amrite.

hey man, my abs are bigger now i swear

i've kinda migrated to reddit which i hate myself for. it really sucks

nah man, mine's not been posted yet. you'll never guess which one's mine though.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:09 PM   #34
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:12 PM   #35
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:42 PM   #36
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-I once laughed at someones joke when they didn't even say the punchline yet.
-I go on websites like Chatroulette and Omegle to actually talk to people.
-When I'm home alone I sing loudly.
-My girlfriend said I overreact. So I killed her.


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Old 12-12-2012, 04:48 PM   #37
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:53 PM   #38
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At first I thought this was serious and got depressed.

Then I got the joke and was like
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:56 PM   #39
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:06 PM   #40
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Let's keep it in line in here.
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babby still mad? did he take the internet so seriously he has to bring it up in another thread?
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