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12-12-2012, 09:16 PM

#61

AtaBorMan

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I like this thread.

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12-12-2012, 09:58 PM

#62

ThrashUnleashed

What about you, dad?

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Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Perfection.

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12-12-2012, 10:15 PM

#63

kimberlydawn

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When I was like, 7 or something, I stole a toy mouse thing at a pet store. Not for my cat but for myself. Yeah I'm weird.

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So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

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you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings

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12-12-2012, 10:16 PM

#64

blake1221

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Originally Posted by kimberlydawn

When I was like, 7 or something, I stole a toy mouse thing at a pet store. Not for my cat but for myself. Yeah I'm weird.

Well with that avatar, this certainly makes sense.

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12-12-2012, 10:17 PM

#65

kimberlydawn

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Well with that avatar, this certainly makes sense.

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So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

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you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings

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12-12-2012, 10:39 PM

#66

Samdroid

uhh huh honey

Join Date: Jan 2007

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Thanks a bunch to those of you harassing me personally via the anon e-mail. I sure do appreciate it.

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Not only have I never had a girlfriend, or even gotten as far as holding hands with a girl, I haven't really had any prolonged face to face social interaction outside of my immediate family for three or four years now. A combination of extreme anxiety and depression pretty much prevents me from going out and making new friends and all my old friends have gone off to uni and stopped caring about me. I think the worst part is I still haven't plucked up the courage to talk to my parents about it even though I've been living off their generosity for so long.

It almost feels like time stopped for me when I reached the age of 16 and since then I've been trapped in my own little pocket of the world while everything else kept going around me. It's made doubly worse by the fact that I actually excelled in most subjects during secondary school. I feel like I've failed everyone around me, and worst of all I've failed myself by squandering my potential and freezing myself mentally as a mid-teenage boy rather than growing into a young man.

Just to add something to this to make this more than just me venting, I'm pretty sure most of my problems started when I started being bullied in primary school (which continued well into secondary school). I have no doubt that's what's making me so afraid of talking to people (I keep imagining they're playing games with me and trying to hurt me in the same way the kids that tormented me did). Bullying is serious, if you see someone being bullied help them, if you're bullying someone, stop right now and do everything you can to make things right with the victim, if you're being bullied seek help immediately from parents or teachers.

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This secret has been a huge burden on me since the '90s.

I let the dogs out.

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Five years ago, I stripped completely naked, revealing all, for a UGer. The majority of me regrets it.

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I really, really want to impersonate users in one of these posts, making very awkward/cruel disclosures while making the "identity" of the quoted obvious. For instance I was borderline preparing a mail about how I'm ashamed of growing rape-fantasies, and handle this by overractive white-knighting against everything remotely related to rape...

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I am in my early twenties and I only have a beginner's drivers license.

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I am a fecalphiliac poop monger. But the worst part is that I prefer dudespoop to chickspoop.

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Every relationship I've ever been in is founded on so many lies I don't feel like I have ever truly been close to anyone. But I think that I want it that way. I use it to protect myself because if they reject me they aren't really rejecting the real me. And I think I get some sort of mental stimulation out of keeping the lies up. The harder they are to pull off the bigger challenge is.

In much the same way I never give anything my all. I never tried in school and I resign myself to being a slacker even though I know I am capable of more. It is all anyone has ever told me. But deep inside I think I fear when my all still won't be good enough.

I masturbate daily. It has gotten to the point where it can legitimately be called an addiction. I cannot even remember the last time I made it a full week without wanking. I think it is the only thing that allows me to accept my current life and not go crazy. Or worse actually have to work to make my life better.

I am capable of empathy and many think of me as a very caring person but I think it is all stemmed from my own ego and obsession with myself.

I think I might be bisexual.

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12-12-2012, 10:44 PM

#67

palm mute

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Is it bad I laugh at the sheer quantity of forever alone responses this has gotten?

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This secret has been a huge burden on me since the '90s.

I let the dogs out.

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12-12-2012, 10:46 PM	#68
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12-12-2012, 10:48 PM

#69

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Is it bad I laugh at the sheer quantity of forever alone responses this has gotten?

LMAO

those are so good

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Nelsean attempting to pronounce my name lol

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12-12-2012, 10:53 PM

#70

Saint78

hold my liquor

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Post some more, niggy

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12-12-2012, 11:00 PM

#71

Samdroid

uhh huh honey

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Hella confessions up in here.

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sometimes i think i create my own problems just so i can have something to feel sorry about and justify being sad

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For the last few weeks, I have been hitting on and flirting with the girlfriend of some guy that I used to be friends with. I am not even remotely interested in dating her, seeing as she has lots of family problems. All I plan to do is have sex with her and kick her to the curb. I know it will hurt both of them, but I can't seem to care.

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I'm actually a multi and I haven't been caught yet.

The temptation to out myself every time some ****ing '09er starts talking shit is so great I don't know how I've managed this long.

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I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

So please stop beating mom.

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12-12-2012, 11:30 PM

#72

Saint78

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Damn, niggy.

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Part of being a friend is making like Chief Keef and doing that shit you don't like for them.

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My fursona is an eastern european Stag.

http://neutralnatehotel.tumblr.com/
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12-12-2012, 11:37 PM	#73
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12-12-2012, 11:47 PM

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I think BTBAM are overrated.

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12-12-2012, 11:48 PM

#75

SteveHouse

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this thread is pretty badass.

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12-12-2012, 11:48 PM

#76

Gibson_SG_uzr55

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I like to jack off.

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Snake?

Snake?

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12-12-2012, 11:49 PM

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whywefight

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I think BTBAM are overrated.

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wrong opinion too

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12-12-2012, 11:55 PM

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WCPhils

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12-12-2012, 11:55 PM

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wrong opinion too

The Great Misdirect is awesome, Colors has some cool moments, but honestly I think they get far too much hype. It's basically just Waggoner jamming, and the other guys are like "oh hey, we should just throw in a banjo solo here, that'd be cool right?"

Oh and the drummer is cool too I guess

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12-13-2012, 12:01 AM

#80

due 07

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Clearly this is about me. >:[

Real talk though, I've wondered if my feminist worldview isn't a reactive mechanism my conscious uses to repress a pro-rape worldview in my unconscious [via Freud]. I mean probably not, but what if you know? I'd be so bummed out lol.

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