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Old 12-12-2012, 06:34 PM   #21
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I'm really curious as to what that censored word is.

Seconded. I think there needs to be a swear word made for that context
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I texted her to see a movie and she said yes. I will cherish that accomplishment forever.

You texted her and got away with it? Props
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:35 PM   #22
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Pretty sure n*gger(s) is the only censored five letter word


But he could have censored something himself
Except it's six letters
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:36 PM   #23
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Except it's six letters

Oh **** me
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:36 PM   #24
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I texted her to see a movie and she said yes. I will cherish that accomplishment forever.

Did the same, though the outcome was quite the opposite.

Luckily, I couldn't care less about the girls here... so now that stuff doesn't even bother me..
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:37 PM   #25
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You texted her and got away with it? Props

And she texted me for the next one we went on
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:37 PM   #26
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I'm really curious as to what that censored word is.


P.r.o.s.t.i.t.u.t.e.s

Escort girls just a fancy name for those cum-dumpsters...

W.h.o.r.e.s to be precise

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Old 12-12-2012, 06:39 PM   #27
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P.r.o.s.t.i.t.u.t.e.s

Escort girls just a fancy name for those cum-dumpsters...

Ooooooohhhh.
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:40 PM   #28
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Asked her out via AIM, she said yes, then sent her friends to break up with me the next day.

I do not miss junior high.
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:41 PM   #29
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P.r.o.s.t.i.t.u.t.e.s

Escort girls just a fancy name for those cum-dumpsters...

W.h.o.r.e.s to be precise

You mean *****s?

Oh, its censored. Never mind?
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:41 PM   #30
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Actually, my first time was a girl asking me out. I rejected her because she was weird.

Then I just had a lot of weird girls attracted to me for a while. Lots of sluts, so many sluts in my middle/high school days. They scared the shit out of me because of their sluttiness.

It took me a while to ask a girl out. Then when I did, I took her out, I went to her place, we made out, I felt her boobs, and she never returned me calls lol.
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:42 PM   #31
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Actually, my first time was a girl asking me out. I rejected her because she was weird.

Then I just had a lot of weird girls attracted to me for a while. Lots of sluts, so many sluts in my middle/high school days. They scared the shit out of me because of their sluttiness.

Oh yeah, this too.

To be totally honest, the first time I was asked out was in 7th grade, because she 'was depressed'. my ego=crushed
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:44 PM   #32
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Well if you wan't to go farther back one time in 7th grade some fat chick who i didn't even know asked me out and then was all emotional and shit on the last day of school.

Fat bitches, ugh hate em.
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:45 PM   #33
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This wasn't the first time but it was funny.

Freshman year I got this crush on a junior.
So I asked her to a play at TCU one night and I got there 5 minutes early to greet her. I thought she'd be driving herself.

Two minutes later:
"Oh yeah, my dad and grandad wanna meet ya! They say they're gonna have a "talk" which sounds pretty friendly "

Another time in middle school I was taking my little bro trick or treating with this girl and her sister. They were taking forever so I kept calling and saying Hurry! Cmon! (they were on the other side of a hill)
When we finally met up I realized her mom was with them...on crutches...and the chick had me on speaker the entire time...
who does that.
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:45 PM   #34
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The censored word is B**ches !

Speaking of which, the first time a girl asked me out I was 8, and she was ....13 !! She had some (mental) deficiency and somehow ended up in the same class as me, I was freaked out.

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Old 12-12-2012, 06:45 PM   #35
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Me + this thread = NO RELEVANT EXPERIENCES WHATSOEVER.

Forever alone :}
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:45 PM   #36
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And she texted me for the next one we went on

Dayum son. That's some amazing shit right there.
Last time I called a girl out she said she'd call me back when she figures out her schedule. I suppose she's still at it.
I've never had a girl ask me out. If one has, it went right over my head.

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Old 12-12-2012, 06:47 PM   #37
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Me + this thread = NO RELEVANT EXPERIENCES WHATSOEVER.

Forever alone :}


More like RIDING SOLO
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:47 PM   #38
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I didn't want to break up with my first girlfriend so I was mean to her until she broke up with me. I was a shitty kid. ;~;


The asking out story isn't interesting so I chose the breaking up part instead.

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Old 12-12-2012, 06:50 PM   #39
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More like RIDING SOLO


Yeah that sounds better but nobody would believe that
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:52 PM   #40
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She said yes, and 3 (almost 4) years later, we are still together.
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