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Old 12-12-2012, 06:52 PM   #41
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She said yes, and 3 (almost 4) years later, we are still together.
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:54 PM   #42
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I asked her

She said yeah


we made out lots

the end
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:54 PM   #43
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:55 PM   #44
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I was asked out by a girl before I ever asked. I was awkward and noncommital about it, but we dated for a few weeks regardless.

The first time I did the asking... uh, she excitedly but nervously agreed, we went on the date, and dated for three years.

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Old 12-12-2012, 07:01 PM   #45
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:06 PM   #46
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^ but she's so attractive when she isn't staring into your soul
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:10 PM   #47
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Asked out 4. Been rejected by 4. Anyone wanna be no. 5?
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:12 PM   #48
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I'm really curious as to what that censored word is.


The b word with the letter s at the end?
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:13 PM   #49
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The b word with the letter s at the end?

bitches?

not censored. I think he already said it was whore.
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:14 PM   #50
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She ripped her clothes off and ****ed me there and then.




At least that's how I remember it
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:15 PM   #51
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Asked out 4. Been rejected by 4. Anyone wanna be no. 5?

No.


Wait, I mean yes.
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:21 PM   #52
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she threw up in her own mouth a little bit and started laughing hysterically. we've been dating ever since <33333
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:22 PM   #53
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:26 PM   #54
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Asked a girl out. Went for a bite to eat. Went really well.
I played on my school's prom rally, in the auditorium. I played Welcome to the Jungle, because it was a jungle themed PROM. I know... stupid.
Then I played "Your Guardian Angel". Her favorite song. She said yes. Was cute as **** or whatever. As I was told.
All of prom, didn't even interact. Next week she says she only said yes because of the pressure. WTF.
She said, "only friends". lol..
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:37 PM   #55
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She said yes.


I was like, 15 I think.


It seemed easy. Little did I know I was in for many disappointments after that.
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:43 PM   #56
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She agreed. Then a few days later I saw her holding hands with another guy :/
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:48 PM   #57
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His real name is Charles Lester Mginty, so they shorten it to ChuckLes.
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:51 PM   #58
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:57 PM   #59
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"I'm flattered, really...But no." lol
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:00 PM   #60
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She said no, so I told everyone I knew that she was a fucking slut.
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