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Old 12-11-2012, 03:21 PM   #1
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Am I being trolled by my cat?

Every now and then my cat gets really worked up, and sits by the stairs to the attic meowing. When I go and pet her she runs up the stairs and when we get there she starts purring and rubbing around my legs. There are 2 rooms and up there and she kind of walks around aimlessly, meowing at me still. Weird considering she's normally quiet.

After a while she just sits on the landing, and when I leave she meows loudly and gets upset. Before following me back downstairs...

This happens about once a week. If I don't go upstairs she'll pester me until I give in.

It's like she's trying to tell me there's a body hidden there or something.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:22 PM   #2
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:22 PM   #3
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I'm not saying it's aliens, but... I mean, let's be realistic here. What other possible explanation can there possibly be? When you take the time to consider all of the facts, the only logical conclusion is that it's aliens.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:23 PM   #4
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There's probably something there she wants.

Could be a dead body.




Or maybe she's really infatuated with something in the rooms she can't reach.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:23 PM   #5
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Cats can sense things like malevolent poltergeists and ghosts of dead relatives that watch over you as you lie in bed at night doing your thing.

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Old 12-11-2012, 03:24 PM   #6
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:26 PM   #7
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Or maybe she's really infatuated with something in the rooms she can't reach.


I used to think it was because you could see pigeons from the window, but we got rid of all the pigeons.

So maybe it's because there are no pigeons there anymore.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:26 PM   #9
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Does she sit in the same place?

Cats are heat-seakers, sit on anything warm.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:36 PM   #10
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:00 PM   #11
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I used to think it was because you could see pigeons from the window, but we got rid of all the pigeons.

Ah yes, the great pigeon cull of 2012, how could I forget...
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:02 PM   #12
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:08 PM   #13
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Ah yes, the great pigeon cull of 2012, how could I forget...


Jeez, first the Dodo bird, now the pigeons...
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:25 PM   #15
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my one cat does this kind of thing on a daily basis.

sits in the upstairs hallway every night and cries until someone either picks him up and carries him into their room or gets bored and runs around the house like a psycho/attacks the other cat.
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:44 PM   #16
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Srsly though, your cat just sounds bored. Get her a laser pen or a catnip mouse or something.
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:47 PM   #17
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My girls cat actively dislikes me and pees on only my stuff. Anytime we get snuggled up and what not his punk ass comes in **** blocking. He hisses when i try to touch him while he is sitting with her.

He also only knocks my stuff off the dresser and nimbly avoids knocking anything of hers off. My PSP and Phone are the main targets for floor swat downs. We have setup a camera in the room and reviewed the tape personally . He has pure intent on destroying my stuff. Looked right at me with a clean litterbox, walked over to my shoes and squatted on them still looking at me no joke im dead serious.

I've never raised a finger to him and never done anything other than try to pet and play with him and he never hissed or acted funny while we lived seperate and i visited. Then we got our own place together and he turned evil. He honest to god stares me down when i pass.

Its really creepy that a cat could be like that but its true so id say yeah your cat is trolling you.
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:53 PM   #18
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My girls cat actively dislikes me and pees on only my stuff. Anytime we get snuggled up and what not his punk ass comes in **** blocking. He hisses when i try to touch him while he is sitting with her.

He also only knocks my stuff off the dresser and nimbly avoids knocking anything of hers off. My PSP and Phone are the main targets for floor swat downs. We have setup a camera in the room and reviewed the tape personally . He has pure intent on destroying my stuff. Looked right at me with a clean litterbox, walked over to my shoes and squatted on them still looking at me no joke im dead serious.

I've never raised a finger to him and never done anything other than try to pet and play with him and he never hissed or acted funny while we lived seperate and i visited. Then we got our own place together and he turned evil. He honest to god stares me down when i pass.

Its really creepy that a cat could be like that but its true so id say yeah your cat is trolling you.





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Old 12-11-2012, 04:57 PM   #19
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Just letting you know who's the boss!

Yeah man, cats just don't like ninjas, didn't you know?

Seriously though, male cats are territorial. Now that you're around all the time in what he considers his space, he's pissed. Simple as that and either he'll get over it or you'll always be living with an archenemy haha
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:32 PM   #20
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Yeah man, cats just don't like ninjas, didn't you know?

Seriously though, male cats are territorial. Now that you're around all the time in what he considers his space, he's pissed. Simple as that and either he'll get over it or you'll always be living with an archenemy haha



yup and this one has designated himself as my enemy. Its my place we moved into as well so im sure he was trying to establish himself as the dominant one in a place new to him.

When i say he mean mugs me its mafia don style stare downs and him turning his nose to me when i pass. My girl finds it hilarious. He pisses on another 360 though and he might find himself crowned king nothing of the neighborhood when i toss his ass out a window.
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