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Old 12-13-2012, 10:29 PM   #1
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Old 12-13-2012, 10:30 PM   #2
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Old 12-13-2012, 10:31 PM   #3
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Old 12-13-2012, 10:31 PM   #4
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Old 12-13-2012, 10:31 PM   #5
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1 Attach bomb to monkey

2 Use it to distract zombies

3 Detonate monkey, killing zombies

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5 Profit
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Old 12-13-2012, 10:33 PM   #6
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Old 12-13-2012, 10:33 PM   #7
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At least the monkey has some mad swag though.
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Old 12-13-2012, 10:35 PM   #8
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Edit: I hate ikea with a burning, fiery passion reserved soley for IKEA.

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Old 12-13-2012, 10:35 PM   #9
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At least the monkey has some mad swag though.

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Old 12-13-2012, 10:36 PM   #10
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This happened where I am and the lady was interviewed on a local radio station.
Apparently she had a Santa Clause outfit for him.
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Old 12-13-2012, 10:47 PM   #11
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This happened where I am and the lady was interviewed on a local radio station.
Apparently she had a Santa Clause outfit for him.

You are a lucky and majestic man for being in such close proximity to such Goliaths.
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Old 12-13-2012, 10:53 PM   #12
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You are a lucky and majestic man for being in such close proximity to such Goliaths.

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Old 12-13-2012, 10:56 PM   #13
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Your smiley face is backward. Fix it.
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Old 12-13-2012, 11:16 PM   #14
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Your smiley face is backward. Fix it.

.su evas ,su pleh ,nam dam a si poolF
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Old 12-13-2012, 11:23 PM   #15
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Ikea makes me sad. So many things about Sweden are just fantastic... and then you have ikea.
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Old 12-13-2012, 11:24 PM   #16
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Ikea holds the socially awkward environment that is true to the Swedish experience. I'm glad that monkey could bring something fun to a boring and almost seasonal affective disorder inducing company.
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Old 12-13-2012, 11:26 PM   #17
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Laughed myself to tears because of this monkey earlier today.



What the fuck is up with the coat he's wearing? That shit is too funny.
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Old 12-13-2012, 11:29 PM   #19
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Old 12-13-2012, 11:29 PM   #20
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this thread is amazing
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