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Old 12-21-2014, 01:29 AM   #1
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The Crazy Sam wedding thread!

So allegedly...tomorrow our favorite Crazy_sam Atax23 is tying the knot!

Our little boy is finally growing up! I always cry at weddings.

So let's all wish him a happy wedding_time and marriage and junk even though he probably wont see it as he'll be too busy...if you know what I mean (wedding are a LOT of work).
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Old 12-21-2014, 01:30 AM   #2
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Old 12-21-2014, 01:30 AM   #3
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I thought he was already married but okay.
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Old 12-21-2014, 01:31 AM   #4
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I hope Mrs. Samuel is ready to shriek like a freak when he puts his beak between her cheeks oh yeah MONEY
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Old 12-21-2014, 01:32 AM   #5
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I wish Sam a happy wedding!
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Old 12-21-2014, 01:33 AM   #6
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it will be the happiest cray of their lives
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I hope Mrs. Samuel is ready to shriek like a freak when he puts his beak between her cheeks oh yeah MONEY

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Old 12-21-2014, 01:33 AM   #8
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Old 12-21-2014, 01:34 AM   #9
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I heard that once the pit caught wind of the wedding, the guest list quadrupled in size.
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I heard that once the pit caught wind of the wedding, the guest list quadrupled in size.


this is a very good post

this thread probably can't much better

but imagine if it did get better
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Old 12-21-2014, 01:36 AM   #12
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I heard that once the pit caught wind of the wedding, the guest list quadrupled in size.

I think you forgot that none of us were invited.

...I'm not sure I want to wish him a happy wedding anymore...
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I think you forgot that none of us were invited.

...I'm not sure I want to wish him a happy wedding anymore...


imagine how awful it would be if somebody like called the cops and had them bust up the wedding since all the information is on the official sam wedding website
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Good for him, I hope he has one insane wedding.










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do you guys think they will play hava nagila together on their guitars
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Old 12-21-2014, 01:54 AM   #18
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Think of it, Sam is having diarrhea in a toilet (hopefully) and not in the forums for once!
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imagine how awful it would be if somebody like called the cops and had them bust up the wedding since all the information is on the official sam wedding website

No, no, no. We're taking the high road.

goodbye my love...
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Old 12-21-2014, 02:04 AM   #20
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Why would they bust up the wedding tho. Unless tossing your lady's salad is still illegal in Wisconsin I'm talkin' about EATING ASS YES
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