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Old 12-14-2012, 10:00 AM   #41
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if you watch Tropic Thunder backwards it's about some soldiers escaping a heroin lab, shooting their way out and becoming movie stars.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:01 AM   #42
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Watching porno backwards.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:03 AM   #43
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If you watch a bear juggling on a unicycle backwards, you're probably at a Russian circus.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:06 AM   #44
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If you watch irreversible backwards, its a stereotypical revenge movie.

With a flasher who aggressively and non-consensually buttfoxes a woman who looks like shes giving birth and then suddenly is alright, gets up and walks past the rapist.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:09 AM   #45
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If you watch the Chamber of Secrets backwards it's about a mean Harry Potter, who resurrected the evil snake in Hogwarts, and got expelled from the school and finally sent home as a result.

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Watching porno backwards.

should try that
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:09 AM   #46
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If you watch the Exorcist backwards, its about a girl who is very sick until she has some pea soup and feels much better.

Dammit, why did I have to see this one while eating cereal
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:13 AM   #47
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If you watch a soccer game backwards, the final score is still the same.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:41 AM   #48
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if you watch breaking bad backwards its about a drug lord who shares his enterprise with other aspiring drug lords, while making some friends and mending his family relationships along the way.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:47 AM   #49
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If you watch Horsedick.MPEG backwards, it shows a woman vomiting and defecating his penis at the same time.
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Old 12-14-2012, 10:50 AM   #50
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If you watch A Clockwork Orange backwards, it's about a nice man who is turned bad by scientists who made him watch violent films.
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Old 12-14-2012, 11:04 AM   #51
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If you watch sex backwards it's a man desperately trying to hoover the inside of his girlfriend.

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If you watch sex backward's it's a tale of two people growing massively in self-respect and affection.
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Old 12-14-2012, 11:13 AM   #52
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If you watch porn backwards it's about a guy who dresses a girl and then steals her pizza.
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Old 12-14-2012, 11:26 AM   #53
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If you watch Anaconda backwards, it's the story of a giant snake giving birth orally to a bunch of humans dressed as explorers, which then will be sent by boat to their respective countries to live a normal life.
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Old 12-14-2012, 11:26 AM   #54
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2 girls and a cup backwards... Yeah. It just goes back in.
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Old 12-14-2012, 12:22 PM   #55
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If you watch The Matrix backwards itīs still fucking stupid.
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Old 12-14-2012, 12:32 PM   #56
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If you watch German porn, it's about people cleaning poop off each other.

If you watch Japanese porn, it's about a girl shaped squeak toy gaining sentience and becoming a real person.

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Old 12-14-2012, 01:36 PM   #57
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If you watch sex backward's it's a tale of two people growing massively in self-respect and affection.

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Old 12-14-2012, 01:43 PM   #58
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if you watch the room backwards, it's about a man coming back to life and repairing the lives and relationships of his friends hauh
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Old 12-14-2012, 02:23 PM   #59
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My original one that I decided against was "if you watch birth backwards it's vore"


Don't be silly Jay. That would be unbirth, which is completely different.
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Old 12-14-2012, 03:11 PM   #60
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If you watch The Mask backwards, its about a green faced guy that helps out the community in fun and whacky ways and ends up taking his face off and putting it on some dead guy under a bridge
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