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Old 12-15-2012, 05:03 AM   #1
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Old 12-15-2012, 05:04 AM   #2
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Old 12-15-2012, 05:08 AM   #3
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Would have been better if they literally have bigger hearts. Freaks of nature, those Texans
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Old 12-15-2012, 05:08 AM   #4
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I was like OMGAAHHHH SO NAAIIICCEEEE then I read:

"It definitely restored my faith in God."

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Old 12-15-2012, 05:23 AM   #5
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Old 12-15-2012, 05:27 AM   #6
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He still wrote him the ticket though
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Old 12-15-2012, 05:29 AM   #7
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I was like OMGAAHHHH SO NAAIIICCEEEE then I read:

"It definitely restored my faith in God."

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Yeah it's like, uwotm8?
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Old 12-15-2012, 05:38 AM   #8
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Seriously? Judging him because he has a different faith?
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Old 12-15-2012, 05:42 AM   #9
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Old 12-15-2012, 05:47 AM   #10
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He still wrote him the ticket though


Yea he did, but the $100 was enough to re-register his and his wife's car as well as pay off the ticket.
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Old 12-15-2012, 06:33 AM   #11
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Seriously? Judging him because he has a different faith?


More for attributing another man's actions to God.
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Old 12-15-2012, 06:37 AM   #12
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Old 12-15-2012, 06:38 AM   #13
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Old 12-15-2012, 06:53 AM   #14
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Old 12-15-2012, 07:06 AM   #15
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Seriously? Judging him because he has a different faith?

You expected different from the Pit?
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Old 12-15-2012, 07:10 AM   #16
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Seriously? Judging him because he has a different faith?


Because he's giving god credit when it's the policeman who deserves it.
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Old 12-15-2012, 07:15 AM   #17
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More for attributing another man's actions to God.

Yeah, that. I'm not laughing at him because he believes in a God.
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Old 12-15-2012, 07:24 AM   #18
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Because he's giving god credit when it's the policeman who deserves it.


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Old 12-15-2012, 07:25 AM   #19
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Old 12-15-2012, 07:29 AM   #20
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Because he's giving god credit when it's the policeman who deserves it.


If he credits everything that's good that happens to him to god then doesn't that make him the most useless human being on the planet since he can't do anything by himself?
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