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MF Jim
Join Date: Feb 2003
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What gets you up in the morning?
I mean literally. I just hit the alarm and sleep for another two hours, and I'm getting sick of it. I've tried placing a number of alarms around the house and getting up to turn them off, but I just return to slumberland. And before and hardcore people get in there first, yes, I have tried getting up through sheer force of will. It works about 40% of the time...
So has anyone got any particular tricks that get them straight out of bed and on with their lives?
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49ers
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: San Francisco
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I have two alarms, one near the bed that wakes me up with music, and one more that is located on my desk a few meters away. I have to light some lamps up and pull of the curtains to get some light in, maybe put on the computer to make some noise. That helps, but I'm not exactly a morning person so I might still lie in bed for a while.
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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Not usually. I suck at getting up. Unless I'm getting some that day, that'll get me to wake up.
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UG Mafia Hitman
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Bluntsville
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Don't lay back down after you've been up to turn off the alarm you have cleverly located a relatively long distance away from your sleeping place.
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Baker Street, LDN.
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my alarm is irritating which always gets me up then i just open the curtains and wash my face.
dunno, a cup of tea helps too.
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Banana-rama
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Get an erection.
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Essex, UK
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My rumbling stomach.
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VTEC just kicked in yo
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: England
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Get a job
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UG Newbie
Join Date: Jan 2008
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My aching lower back after sleeping on my stomach despite my efforts to stay on my back.
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Vintage Edition
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Go to bed earlier.
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
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My brothers xbox is now in my room so the temptation to play skyrim usually gets me up, i dont actually leave the bed though
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Amy is green.
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: on your head
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fear of missing a game or falling asleep again and missing lunch
If it's something I really want to do then I'll be up as early as possible for it but if it isn't important or I don't like it then I can't get out of bed. |
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Mmmm...donuts...
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Land of Chocolate
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Morning wood makes sure I'm already up in the morning.
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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I think you can get an alarm app on your phone that makes you solve math problems before it shuts off. I always thought that was a good idea.
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Melbourne
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My strength and willpower.
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Ireland
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I'm the worst getter-upper ever. Just like you, I wake up to my alarm and then out for the count again. I've tried putting it across the room but what happens is I get up to turn it off but then it's ****ing freezing in my room so I say to myself "ah sure I'll just get under the covers for warmth", then I awake hours later.
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Greatest Britain
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I would actually break that if I couldn't solve it first try. I'm an awful morning person, so I have no advice other than find yourself some routine to get into on days where you aren't doing anything. Exercise, music, work etc. Anything just to make you have to be up.
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: its a mirror thread
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Knowing that when I get back home I can go back to bed.
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dislikes his username
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Rickmansworth, Hertfordshire, England, Great Britain, United Kingdom, Europe, Earth, Milky Way
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The buses that go past my house and then accelerate out of the speed-bump just after my house.
Sounds like this: rrrrrrr Bbbrbrbrbrbbbrbrbrbr RBRBRBRBRBBRBRBBBREAYHOW |
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