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Old 04-13-2013, 06:33 PM   #1
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Newspaper story titles

Ok, this is probably a stupid thread, but the heading of a story in my local paper made me laugh.

Sen. Harry Reid sees progress in making Congress functional

So, what humorous story headings/titles have you seen in your local paper?

(Yeah I searched, but found nothing).
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Old 04-13-2013, 06:35 PM   #2
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>Implying our generation reads newspapers
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Old 04-13-2013, 06:37 PM   #3
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>Implying our generation can read

FTFY

Ok, newspaper websites then.
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Old 04-13-2013, 06:40 PM   #4
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Old 04-13-2013, 07:34 PM   #6
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At least they're not racially profiling!
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Old 04-13-2013, 09:41 PM   #10
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The Pit now has the level of humor of Jay Leno.




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I just remembered something that actually qualifies under the grounds specified in the OP.

A few weeks ago I saw a thing in a Paris newspaper about a man stealing a giant block of cheese, thus cementing his place in history as the Frenchest criminal ever.
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