04-13-2013, 06:33 PM
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Newspaper story titles
Ok, this is probably a stupid thread, but the heading of a story in my local paper made me laugh.
Sen. Harry Reid sees progress in making Congress functional So, what humorous story headings/titles have you seen in your local paper? (Yeah I searched, but found nothing).
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04-13-2013, 06:35 PM
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>Implying our generation reads newspapers
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04-13-2013, 06:37 PM
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FTFY Ok, newspaper websites then.
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04-13-2013, 06:40 PM
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"Newtown Victim's Mother Pleads for Gun Control" -NYTimes 4/13/13
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04-13-2013, 07:04 PM
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04-13-2013, 07:27 PM
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04-13-2013, 07:34 PM
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 At least they're not racially profiling!
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04-13-2013, 08:04 PM
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04-13-2013, 09:25 PM
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04-13-2013, 09:32 PM
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04-13-2013, 09:46 PM
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04-13-2013, 09:52 PM
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04-13-2013, 09:54 PM
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Last edited by captainsnazz : 04-13-2013 at 09:56 PM. |
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04-13-2013, 09:57 PM
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04-13-2013, 10:01 PM
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I just remembered something that actually qualifies under the grounds specified in the OP.
A few weeks ago I saw a thing in a Paris newspaper about a man stealing a giant block of cheese, thus cementing his place in history as the Frenchest criminal ever. |
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04-13-2013, 10:03 PM
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04-13-2013, 11:06 PM
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That is beautifully terrible.
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04-15-2013, 10:38 PM
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