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Old 12-16-2012, 01:53 AM   #21
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Warning; These musical confessions might cause high levels of rage, high blood pressure, and in rare cases bleeding from the anus:

-I find some of Brahms stuff boring.
-I think Schubert and Schumann are the same shit.
-I hate Aaron Copland's music (don't know how you feel about him, though).
-I've never heard anything besides the Planets by Holst...and I think maybe Ave Maria.
-I actually think YES can be pretty good (prog band)
-I don't care for Itzhak Perlman.
-Virtuoso music can be pretty damn amazing no matter what Gould says.
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:53 AM   #22
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I love Taylor Swift

Whenever I pick my sister up from school I sometimes think to myself "she's gonna be hot some day" or "she's gonna turn out gay" or "she's gonna be a hoebag"

NOTE: i'm not thinking about my sister but the people at the school when i think those things

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Old 12-16-2012, 01:55 AM   #23
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- I think The Big Bang Theory (the show) is utter pish.
Wow, you're very brave to say that here. Only 98% of The Pit hates that show.
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:57 AM   #24
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:58 AM   #25
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:58 AM   #26
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I love Taylor Swift

Whenever I pick my sister up from school I sometimes think to myself "she's gonna be hot some day" or "she's gonna turn out gay" or "she's gonna be a hoebag"

NOTE: i'm not thinking about my sister but the people at the school when i think those things

I thought you meant your sister. I was like *wtf sloth*




- I actively try to get free train rides to school. Even if I have a pass I try to show old ones to see if I can get away with it. Sometimes I'll change seats mid trip if I saw they already checked one section. I will also pretend to be asleep so they don't bother to ask me. All of these are very successful. I payed for my train ticket probably less than half of my days to school last semester.
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:59 AM   #27
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I love Taylor Swift

Whenever I pick my sister up from school I sometimes think to myself "she's gonna be hot some day" or "she's gonna turn out gay" or "she's gonna be a hoebag"

NOTE: i'm not thinking about my sister but the people at the school when i think those things

too late. the damage has been done.

i will forever remember you as the guy who thinks his sister will be hot some day.
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:59 AM   #28
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Wow, you're very brave to say that here. Only 98% of The Pit hates that show.


Members of the nerd community I frequently talk to love that show.
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:00 AM   #29
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you guys are FKING PERVERTS I BET YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT 7 YEAR OLD BOYS' BONERS TOO
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:01 AM   #30
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you guys are FKING PERVERTS I BET YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT 7 YEAR OLD BOYS' BONERS TOO

naw.

but i did enjoy showing people my 16 year old boner at one point in my life.

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Old 12-16-2012, 02:01 AM   #31
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:01 AM   #32
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I feel guilty about a lot of things but I can somehow only think of boring things at the moment. I've talked about some of these on UG before anyway.

- I'm a vegetarian, but in July I was peer pressured into eating a chicken broth based meal.
- I once 'door bell ditched' an old, obese woman who needed help just to move around. I didn't know this until after but still.
-I collected stuffed animals until I was almost twelve.
-Earlier this school year I was attracted to a fourteen year old without realising it. Now I do the honourable thing and don't do anything about it but she still sometimes flirts with me and I don't stop her.
-I don't do it any more but there were numerous instances in junior high school that involved me lying to teachers to get a better grade (for example, telling forgiving teachers that I forgot my work when I really just didn't do it). I was a stupid kid back then.
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:02 AM   #33
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-i enjoy The Cable Guy and watch it every time it's on TV
-i would totally pay for sex right now

The cable guy is awesome. I still don't get why it didn't recieve well. The part where ferris bueller is dreaming and Jim is all demonic like in the hallway freaks me out to this day still. But the movie is still awesome.
Nothin' wrong with hookers.

I'll say a dog one
- I "fell" for my best friends girlfriend. Nothing serious happened at all. I cant stand thinking that I let him down like that, the guilt will always be there for me but, I must reconcile with him (best friend) soon. It's a new years resolution even if he doesn't want to my friendship anymore.

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Old 12-16-2012, 02:02 AM   #34
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I too look at bradulator's sister and think the same shit. Just in present tense, not future tense.
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:04 AM   #35
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I too look at bradulator's sister and think the same shit. Just in present tense, not future tense.


This seems wrong to say.
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:04 AM   #36
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I too look at bradulator's sister and think the same shit. Just in present tense, not future tense.

She doesn't date Mexicans for obvious reasons.
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:05 AM   #37
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-I find some of Brahms stuff boring.
-I think Schubert and Schumann are the same shit.
-I hate Aaron Copland's music (don't know how you feel about him, though).
-I've never heard anything besides the Planets by Holst...and I think maybe Ave Maria.
-I actually think YES can be pretty good (prog band)
-I don't care for Itzhak Perlman.
-Virtuoso music can be pretty damn amazing no matter what Gould says.

-Brahms is not the kind of music that has a hook or instant appeal. The Hungarian Dances don't count because they're inherently simple folk music (ie, boring). With that exception, most of his music gets more compelling and powerful with each listen. For example, I couldn't make out the melodies to his 3rd violin sonata upon first listen. It was very "snakey" and all over the place. But after repeated listening, I'm in awe of every nook and cranny in those details.
-I don't really care for Schubert or Schumann either. Schubert's songs are ok but I'm not really interested in songs. Schumann, on the other hand, just didn't hone his craft to the highest level, so his music is often flawed.
-Copland in small doses is very good. Americana in small doses is very good.
-Holst didn't write that much music
-gay
-Why not? He's not ideal for everything but certainly damn good all-around player.
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