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Old 01-20-2013, 09:59 AM   #581
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:10 PM   #582
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:13 PM   #583
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:14 PM   #584
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:35 PM   #585
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I'm actually finding men more attractive then women these days.
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:49 PM   #586
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I'm actually finding men more attractive then women these days.




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Actually, that actually fits as a confession. I think I might be "teasing" the homosexual friends I have; not really flirting, but not being as blatantly platonic as I probably should be.

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Old 01-21-2013, 04:50 PM   #587
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I'm actually finding men more attractive then women these days.


Can I ask what's so attractive about men? I can look at a chick and see her curves, breasts, ass, hair, facial features and all, but I don't quite get how men are rated.

Like, ok, I'll see a guy who I think is good looking and I'll ask my female friends what they think of him, and even though he may be tall, dark and relatively handsome (I suppose) they say he's not good looking. And I'm just like...wut?

I know guy's asses are a feature, but I still don't get it. Is it supposed to be a small butt? A big butt? A perky butt?

Is it more about what the guy is like, rather than what he looks like?
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:51 PM   #588
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Actually, that actually fits as a confession. I think I might be "teasing" the homosexual friends I have; not really flirting, but not being as blatantly platonic as I probably should be.

Teasing is fine, i've been teased by too many boyfriends in the past to be offended by it.

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Can I ask what's so attractive about men? I can look at a chick and see her curves, breasts, ass, hair, facial features and all, but I don't quite get how men are rated.

Like, ok, I'll see a guy who I think is good looking and I'll ask my female friends what they think of him, and even though he may be tall, dark and relatively handsome (I suppose) they say he's not good looking. And I'm just like...wut?

I know guy's asses are a feature, but I still don't get it. Is it supposed to be a small butt? A big butt? A perky butt?

Is it more about what the guy is like, rather than what he looks like?

Their personality is a more important factor, but good looks certainly helps.

I like men because it's taboo to like men. They're often more muscular and they know how to work the anatomy. I've also been the receiving end of anal sex, and i actually really enjoyed it. Extremely intense, and having the sender absolutely wail in pleasure because they're loving my body just makes it more satisfying.
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:52 PM   #589
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Teasing is fine, i've been teased by too many boyfriends in the past to be offended by it.
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:55 PM   #590
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:59 PM   #591
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Not my fault you're a homo.
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Not my fault you're a homo.
Oh really, with that sexy body of yours?

(I'm doing it again )

Edit: Ha, you didn't get to capture my even worse failure. In your face, snotty guitar-shagger pimp. (fixed for factual accuracy)

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Old 01-21-2013, 05:06 PM   #593
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Oh really, with that sexy body of yours?

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Edit: Ha, you didn't get to capture my even worse failure. In your face, snotty guitar-shagger pimp. (fixed for factual accuracy)

Face it, you fancy me.
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:10 PM   #594
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Whether you consider this fortunate or not idk, but hipsters are practically non existant in my hometown. The reason I say this is, I feel like I would probably be the most compatable w/ hipster girls over girls of any other social clique. Even though I don't consider myself a hipster, I feel like I would come off as one to some... I'm frail and not a very big guy in general. I don't have a wacky fashion sense but I try my very best not to look like everyone else, and I go for more "vintage" looking clothing cause I have an affinity for the decades before I was born. Also, alot of the bands I have gotten into over the past few years are underground and might be "obscure" to some.

But I lack the mentality hipsters are known for, I don't think my taste in music is any better than yours no matter what, and I ****ing hate elitism in most cases. Also, I like all different kinds of music reguardless if it is considered mainstream or not. And I won't listen to a band for the sake of the band being weird or cool to a hipster, I always sincerely like/love the band's music. Also, the genre term "indie" annoys the **** out of me.

So whether I sound hipster or not is for you to decide...idc either way. But my point is, of the 2, count them, 2 brief instances I've encountered a hipster girl..I always felt like there was just naturally something between us. And the icing on my confession cake would be that I have googled "good places to find hipster girls" in the recent past...only to get a bunch of random cluttered hipster bullshit that did not help at all.
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Face it, you fancy me.
Eeyyenope. I might be the gayest heterosexual guy ever, but it's that preconscious guitar I really want. Besides, I wouldn't want to steal you from Applesomthingsomething

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So whether I sound hipster or not is for you to decide...idc either way. But my point is, of the 2, count them, 2 brief instances I've encountered a hipster girl..I always felt like there was just naturally something between us. And the icing on my confession cake would be that I have googled "good places to find hipster girls" in the recent past...only to get a bunch of random cluttered hipster bullshit that did not help at all.
Damn...

You seem to have found some hipster-girls, though. Shouldn't one perfect one be enough? Maybe there's some dating-site for hipster or some shit you could visit

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That is my sister.
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That is my sister.
Oh shit, he's just called Mac or something, isn't he.

(Or I was actually referring to your grandma / anyone else in your family)
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:17 PM   #598
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Oh shit, he's just called Mac or something, isn't he.

(Or I was actually referring to your grandma / anyone else in your family)

Big Macintosh, but Mac is fine.

No, just my sister.
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This might be a weird one

If I'm hung over or sick I tend to jerk off a lot more. Quite a bit more. I'm not sure why. Maybe I just figure I'm sick and feel like shit so why not. I really don't know

When I was a lot younger the idea of a girl hurting me (like scratching her nails hard on me) Along with other things and then being nice was a huge turn on. I guess I was on my way to being into a Domamatrix? Not sure how to spell that and google was not helping. It's strange because as I got older, like 15 it changed. I'm now almost 26 and I'm not into anything strange. No strange fetish, don't want to stick it in a girls butt, nothing.

I just started listening to the deftones and I love them. I've been listening to their new album non stop and plan to buy them all. white pony next?

I guess that's all I have for now
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Damn...

You seem to have found some hipster-girls, though. Shouldn't one perfect one be enough? Maybe there's some dating-site for hipster or some shit you could visit


Now i'm going to look for one, at least for shits and giggles..

I just don't run into any often enough, not only that I just never was good at breaking the ice and talking to girls I just see for the first time. The first one was in a bar like a year and half ago, and she was with a huge group of friends that took up like 3/4 of the bar. Idk if she would have even liked me, I was just making assumptions cause we had some extended eye contact from a distance for a sec. Then they all up and left within a few minutes probably to find another bar.. so idk what I would have even done there.

Then the second one was just the other day at work. I just have to hope I see her again cause I never have before. I'm much more confident with this one..smiling at me all big with her cute face and glasses (I know, y'all are like "wth" right now.... ) That's it though, sucks I've only found one once in a blue moon. Maybe I should just try to get out more??
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