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Old 01-27-2013, 07:17 PM   #641
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Old 01-27-2013, 07:35 PM   #642
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Never heard a Deftones song...
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Old 01-27-2013, 07:40 PM   #643
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Never heard a Deftones song...



Not even that rraaahhhh SHOVE IT SHOVE SHOVE IT song?
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Old 01-27-2013, 08:34 PM   #644
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A very interesting read, thank you! Too bad all the dickheads seem to wear G-Star. Hate when that becomes the fate of a decent little brand.
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Old 01-27-2013, 08:38 PM   #645
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Not even that rraaahhhh SHOVE IT SHOVE SHOVE IT song?
It's possible. My entire knowledge of pop songs comes from either commercials, or songs you hear in stores or restaurants.
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Old 01-27-2013, 08:39 PM   #646
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It's possible. My entire knowledge of pop songs comes from either commercials, or songs you hear in stores or restaurants.

I doubt you'd hear it on a commercial or in a restaurant. You might hear some of their songs on a movie or smth
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:38 PM   #647
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Old 02-02-2013, 05:46 PM   #648
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A few months ago I sat on my toilet to watch some porn when one of those "___ easy tips to get any woman" or whatever videos popped up. I thought I might as well watch a little bit for lolz but I kept watching, despite not lolling. It didn't have a timer so I don't know how long or how long I had left but I probably sat there for like 30 minutes and eventually I was desperate for any kind of information it might give me. It kept promising some mindblowing trick or whatever soon so I kept going and literally all I got out it was "If you watch a woman's lips when she's talking to you, she'll subconsciously think of your **** in your her mouth and crave it".

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Old 02-03-2013, 03:37 AM   #649
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Confessions? After a week of refraining (Live In a house with 6 other people, not a lot of privacy), I jerked off and actually came on my own face while lying down flat. Not as repulsed as I thought i'd be, but then again its mine. I'm now using this experience to help convince my gf to let me blow on her face.

I'm solely to blame for the position I'm In In life. Skipped class In college and dropped out when I had a free ride. I know I have the potential to be successful, but I'm lazy as hell.

If give almost anything to bang Emma Stone.
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:49 PM   #650
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Today I sharted.

And my mom noticed. She saw, actually.

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Old 02-03-2013, 08:49 PM   #651
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:48 PM   #652
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Haven't been sharty yet this month so far. Soon.......

Recently I made two seperate zoosk profiles, pretty much for shits(sharts?) and giggles. One that tells everything straight up, about myself and what I am really looking for in a girl. And one that gives only the basic info(height, religion, etc.) and it basically just says "sex" under the ideal match/date catagory... all just to see what kind of reactions I could get.

So far, the blunt/sex profile seems like it is the one getting a bit more attention.
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Old 02-04-2013, 12:01 AM   #653
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:31 PM   #654
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Confession number 1: I have literally no idea how to convey a romantic interest in a lady, as I assume I'll be perceived as a slimy creep. Therefore, I have to wait for them to make the first move, or at least allude interest so I know an advance wouldn't be shunned.

Confession number 2: I'm quite paranoid that Samdroid somehow knows exactly who each of the anonymous confessions are from. And he knows which ones are mine. And he's judging like a Mother Judger.

Confession number 3: I don't like to go to bed unless I'm already falling asleep, otherwise I'll lie in the dark running things through my head for hours on end.
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:41 PM   #655
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:42 PM   #656
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Confession number 1: I have literally no idea how to convey a romantic interest in a lady, as I assume I'll be perceived as a slimy creep. Therefore, I have to wait for them to make the first move, or at least allude interest so I know an advance wouldn't be shunned.

I feel your pain, bro.
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Old 02-04-2013, 09:55 PM   #657
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Old 02-04-2013, 10:47 PM   #658
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Confession number 1: I have literally no idea how to convey a romantic interest in a lady, as I assume I'll be perceived as a slimy creep. Therefore, I have to wait for them to make the first move, or at least allude interest so I know an advance wouldn't be shunned.


I also feel taht pain my friend...
I'm just not good enough at it to just go up to a girl and start/keep a conversation going and get her number just like that. And I usually need some sort of sign from the girl to know that there might be mutual interest.. not that they have to make it clear as day, but they have to make it alittle obvious at least.
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Old 02-04-2013, 10:49 PM   #659
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Exactly. But then there's always the danger that she's thinking exactly the same thing, so nothing gets resolved. Stupid social etiquette ruining everything. Let's go back to dragging women we like by the hair back to our caves. Everyone knew where they stood back then.
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Old 02-04-2013, 10:55 PM   #660
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