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Old 03-03-2013, 01:34 AM   #701
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gave my kids some thai peppers...said i'd give them 5 bucks if they could go 5 minutes without drinking milk or water...out 10 bucks...ate one of em...drunk milk in 1 minute!

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Old 03-03-2013, 02:28 AM   #702
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-Just found out that my 26 year old brother likes twilight. Over the past few months we would be watching TV and the commercial for the most recent film would come on once in a while. Once the commercial was over, he'd always say "Awe! awesome!" or "I've got to get that!" in what I thought was a joking manner.. I'd always crack up a little and even respond in the same tone sometimes, but not being serious obviously. Alittle while ago he walks downstairs and goes "Look what I got!" to me and my mom.

*pulls out breaking dawn(?) or what ever it was *

I immediatly begin laughing and manage a "WTF?!" in there. "Hahah, what??" he says. "You were being serious everytime we saw a twilight commercial?!". Then he tells me "Yeah? why's that so funny?? you thought I was joking this whole time??".. YEAH! and proceeds to tell me how he saw the entire saga in theatres with his friend and friend's wife (and they are in their 30's).

It's not like I really care that he likes it, it's just a combonation of how I was 100% postive that he was joking. And just the fact that I figured there could never be a grown man that could possibly enjoy twilight for what it is, yet one has slept next door to me all along. Sorry, I know there are some grown women out there that like it, and I know that teenage and little girls realllllly like it. But I was just laughing to damn hard already to even grasp it at the time. I think I am a s****y brother.


-Oh and I find Kate Hudson and Maggie Gyllenhaal (even though I've seen some pretty bad pics of her) attractive. Now please, have a field day.

If I found out my brother liked Twilight I would ridicule him forever and tell everyone he knows that he likes it.

You are not a bad brother
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Old 03-03-2013, 02:38 AM   #703
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Old 03-03-2013, 02:39 AM   #704
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Old 03-03-2013, 03:39 PM   #705
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If I found out my brother liked Twilight I would ridicule him forever and tell everyone he knows that he likes it.

You are not a bad brother



I mean, as much as I really couldn't give a damn what he watches on his own time.. I feel I am going to struggle to not do the exact same thing you would in the not so distant future. So maybe I will turn up to be a bad brother...
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Old 03-03-2013, 03:55 PM   #706
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Old 04-11-2013, 07:34 AM   #707
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Old 04-11-2013, 07:48 AM   #708
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Old 04-11-2013, 09:16 AM   #709
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Old 04-11-2013, 09:45 AM   #710
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Old 04-11-2013, 11:37 AM   #711
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Old 04-11-2013, 11:42 AM   #712
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Old 04-11-2013, 04:38 PM   #713
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Im incredibly underweight and have been for some time and despite countless people who care about me constantly telling me to eat and gain weight.. i cant bring myself to do it. instead i starve myself and i know i can't afford to do it.. And then when i look in a mirror im repulsed by my reflection but i don't see myself as too thin, just.. ugly
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Old 04-11-2013, 04:54 PM   #714
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Im incredibly underweight and have been for some time and despite countless people who care about me constantly telling me to eat and gain weight.. i cant bring myself to do it. instead i starve myself and i know i can't afford to do it.. And then when i look in a mirror im repulsed by my reflection but i don't see myself as too thin, just.. ugly


Dude, I'd look for some help. Talk to someone who can help. Sounds like body dysmorphia or whatever ya call it.
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Old 04-11-2013, 04:59 PM   #715
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Old 04-11-2013, 05:02 PM   #716
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:00 PM   #717
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I hate that:

- At night I hate having to go to bad and I put it off as long as I can (it's 3am here)
- In the morning I hate having to get out of bed and I put it off as long as I can (I'm often late for work)

These two things are starting to interfere with my life.
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Old 04-15-2013, 10:02 PM   #718
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I hate that:

- At night I hate having to go to bad and I put it off as long as I can (it's 3am here)
- In the morning I hate having to get out of bed and I put it off as long as I can (I'm often late for work)

These two things are starting to interfere with my life.


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Old 04-15-2013, 10:45 PM   #720
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