Xiaoxi

I don't listen to all-brass music either. This isn't exactly controversial stuff.

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Modes and scales are dumb and useless. Stop learning them. No, seriously.

Analyzing Brahms: Insights to Help Us Improve Our Music

Nelsean attempting to pronounce my name lol

I got Last.fm. Don't know why...

eGraham

-I have a music boner for Pink Floyd and other 'cerebral' types of music
-I like the Star Wars prequels, specifically Ep. II
-I'm something of a Trekkie
-Once stole an eraser in kindergarten and cried when I got home
-Once told a girl I'd show her my penis if she showed me her vagina. She did, but I still didn't show her my penis (this was I think 3rd grade. I didn't know it was called a vagina back then)
-I got kicked off a festival ride indefinitely
-The first time I ever ejaculated was outdoors
-Jerked off to paused movies with boobs when I was younger
-Used to stage stories with my friends to act out on camera. They were terrible.
-Scared a friend's cousin really bad during a haunted house, and he ran at the sight of me for the rest of the night

edit: more
-Really hate photos of myself. Used to cry when I had to get them taken
-Cried about a lot of stupid shit when I was younger. It's embarassing
-Had sex dreams about both of my roommate's girlfriends
-Had vivid sex dream about my best friend's sister, it was triple A
-Named my penis Rodney Dangerfield
-Suck at writing songs on guitar
-I am an amateur novelist

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I'm Ron ****ing Swanson

TunerAddict

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jakesmellspoo

drugs.


what a waste of money on an obviously inferior human being.

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NIGHT BIRDS.

bradulator

Hey I used to play the french horn and it was great.


So hardcore.

Like i'm pretty sure I was going to fail that class if I didn't cheat because I didn't pay attention the whole semester since I took it as a concurrent class while in high school and I didn't give a shit. I didn't want to fail it especially because I didn't want to have to pay to take that shitty class again. Instead of going to the college though there was an ITV connection (aka class streamed via the tv! if you didn't know) in my high school library that we all went to so we didn't have to travel to class everyday. We took our final exam in the library and it was monitored by the librarians but they were so inept that I was able to put the study guide packet inside of the exam packet after they handed it out. The study guide was exactly the test except for different numbers so it blended in really well and they never caught me even though I was literally sitting right infront of them.

I passed the class with a C because I am hardcore hxc

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bradulator

What is the point of double majoring?

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The Madcap

-I also like the Star Wars prequels. I recognize their flaws, but some of the scenery and planets are just gorgeous to look at and watch. A lot of the atmosphere and CGI is like a work of art to me.

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Voted UG's best threadstarter 2009, 2010, 2011 & 2012 (I know, at this point it's sad).
Voted UG's best Male dresser 2011.

WCPhils

Nice

We had to do an "in class essay" for a composition class I had, and this was the final for some ******ed reason. But the professor never cared if people wore headphones during class. So I wrote the paper the night before, making it perfect and everything. I then just read the whole thing aloud while recording with my iPod. During the class the next day I listened to it and wrote it all down.

jakesmellspoo

bragging and being a douche.

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NIGHT BIRDS.

slipknot5678

-The first time I jacked off I wasn't quite sure what masturbation is. I thought sperm came out gradually and you couldn't even notice it; I had no idea that you had an orgasm and I didn't know sperm came out at once in a liquid form. I didn't even consciously jack off, I just started doing shit and eventually some white fluid stuff came out (at that point I realised what an orgasm is). I freaked the **** out. I felt guilty when I did it two days in a row and tried to 'intervene' with my self. /only sort of a confession.

-I witnessed my cousins give each other blow jobs when I was six years old and I haven't told anybody. It was weird when my aunt asked what was going on in there.

-I'm not sure but I may have returned a dog to an abusive home.

Xiaoxi

I have an irrational fear of cancer/disease stemming from my shingles episode a few month ago. Any little thing that doesn't feel right, I start thinking "Shit, why is this hurting/mild discomfort? That's not normal. What if it's from (insert disease here)?!!" Then I will scare the shit out of myself by googling the symptom, which inevitably always lead to the worst diseases possible. Then I'm psychologically crippled for the rest of the day and have to wait till my mom comes home to calm me down.

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Modes and scales are dumb and useless. Stop learning them. No, seriously.

Analyzing Brahms: Insights to Help Us Improve Our Music

Nelsean attempting to pronounce my name lol

I got Last.fm. Don't know why...

bradulator

Oh so you're the reason why teachers ban ipods during tests and stuff hahaha.


haha.

How have they not kicked you out of Rutgers yet?

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eGraham

It was the same for me. I thought I had to pee, but was quite surprised when pee didn't come out.

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I'm Ron ****ing Swanson

bradulator

Bro I was jacking off before anything even came out.

In 2nd grade I went to sex.com and got caught.

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WCPhils

Same.

I freaked out so hard. Like, I knew what happened but I was still surprised.

blake1221

I didn't jack off til 9th grade.

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It's a very different winter now and I'm in a very different place, but I hope you're well.


Saintly Rows||Drifter

WCPhils

You serious?

blake1221

Not even playin' yo

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It's a very different winter now and I'm in a very different place, but I hope you're well.


Saintly Rows||Drifter

TunerAddict

Pretty accurate, I must say.

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