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Old 12-16-2012, 02:26 AM   #61
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Whenever I see on a program something like a french horn solo or in a worse case scenario a f*cking french horn ensemble...[/img]

I don't listen to all-brass music either. This isn't exactly controversial stuff.
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:27 AM   #62
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:27 AM   #63
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:28 AM   #64
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I have a Bachelors (double major) with no debt, and am now getting paid to attend graduate school.

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Old 12-16-2012, 02:28 AM   #65
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Last semester the violin professor had a recital and played that sonata. I actually really liked it a lot.

One last musical confession:

Whenever I see on a program something like a french horn solo or in a worse case scenario a f*cking french horn ensemble...


Hey I used to play the french horn and it was great.

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How hardcore?

So hardcore.

Like i'm pretty sure I was going to fail that class if I didn't cheat because I didn't pay attention the whole semester since I took it as a concurrent class while in high school and I didn't give a shit. I didn't want to fail it especially because I didn't want to have to pay to take that shitty class again. Instead of going to the college though there was an ITV connection (aka class streamed via the tv! if you didn't know) in my high school library that we all went to so we didn't have to travel to class everyday. We took our final exam in the library and it was monitored by the librarians but they were so inept that I was able to put the study guide packet inside of the exam packet after they handed it out. The study guide was exactly the test except for different numbers so it blended in really well and they never caught me even though I was literally sitting right infront of them.

I passed the class with a C because I am hardcore hxc
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:30 AM   #66
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I have a Bachelors (double major) with no debt, and am now getting paid to attend graduate school.


What is the point of double majoring?
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:31 AM   #68
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Hey I used to play the french horn and it was great.


So hardcore.

Like i'm pretty sure I was going to fail that class if I didn't cheat because I didn't pay attention the whole semester since I took it as a concurrent class while in high school and I didn't give a shit. I didn't want to fail it especially because I didn't want to have to pay to take that shitty class again. Instead of going to the college though there was an ITV connection (aka class streamed via the tv! if you didn't know) in my high school library that we all went to so we didn't have to travel to class everyday. We took our final exam in the library and it was monitored by the librarians but they were so inept that I was able to put the study guide packet inside of the exam packet after they handed it out. The study guide was exactly the test except for different numbers so it blended in really well and they never caught me even though I was literally sitting right infront of them.

I passed the class with a C because I am hardcore hxc

Nice

We had to do an "in class essay" for a composition class I had, and this was the final for some ******ed reason. But the professor never cared if people wore headphones during class. So I wrote the paper the night before, making it perfect and everything. I then just read the whole thing aloud while recording with my iPod. During the class the next day I listened to it and wrote it all down.
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What is the point of double majoring?

bragging and being a douche.
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:33 AM   #70
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:34 AM   #71
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:34 AM   #72
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Nice

We had to do an "in class essay" for a composition class I had, and this was the final for some ******ed reason. But the professor never cared if people wore headphones during class. So I wrote the paper the night before, making it perfect and everything. I then just read the whole thing aloud while recording with my iPod. During the class the next day I listened to it and wrote it all down.


Oh so you're the reason why teachers ban ipods during tests and stuff hahaha.

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Old 12-16-2012, 02:36 AM   #73
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-The first time I jacked off I wasn't quite sure what masturbation is. I thought sperm came out gradually and you couldn't even notice it; I had no idea that you had an orgasm and I didn't know sperm came out at once in a liquid form. I didn't even consciously jack off, I just started doing shit and eventually some white fluid stuff came out (at that point I realised what an orgasm is). I freaked the **** out. I felt guilty when I did it two days in a row and tried to 'intervene' with my self. /only sort of a confession.

It was the same for me. I thought I had to pee, but was quite surprised when pee didn't come out.

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Old 12-16-2012, 02:36 AM   #74
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-The first time I jacked off I wasn't quite sure what masturbation is. I thought sperm came out gradually and you couldn't even notice it; I had no idea that you had an orgasm and I didn't know sperm came out at once in a liquid form. I didn't even consciously jack off, I just started doing shit and eventually some white fluid stuff came out (at that point I realised what an orgasm is). I freaked the **** out. I felt guilty when I did it two days in a row and tried to 'intervene' with my self. /only sort of a confession.


Bro I was jacking off before anything even came out.

In 2nd grade I went to sex.com and got caught.
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-The first time I jacked off I wasn't quite sure what masturbation is. I thought sperm came out gradually and you couldn't even notice it; I had no idea that you had an orgasm and I didn't know sperm came out at once in a liquid form. I didn't even consciously jack off, I just started doing shit and eventually some white fluid stuff came out (at that point I realised what an orgasm is). I freaked the **** out. I felt guilty when I did it two days in a row and tried to 'intervene' with my self. /only sort of a confession.

Same.

I freaked out so hard. Like, I knew what happened but I was still surprised.

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I didn't jack off til 9th grade.
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Pretty accurate, I must say.
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